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FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Oct 13 2007 12:00AM
SUBJECT:Ann Coulter On Jews
Dear Liquid Generation Subscribers,
I am Ann Coulter and I have been invited to write about my statements to Donny Deutsch on Monday night where I stated that the US would be a better place without the Jews and that Jews should be perfected into Christians. I have accepted this invitation so that I can make myself clear before any more newspapers drop my column.
In the Old Testament God is constantly punishing people for not being able to keep up with His law. But even exterminating the lot of them and starting over with the Ark didn’t do the trick. It was clear to God that the only way to rid the Jews of their evil ways was to work with them. He had to "perfect" them; to "evolve" them. So he sent Jesus knowing that his torture and murder would absolve the Jews of their crimes.
Those so absolved then evolved into Christians and the Jews remained stuck in their rut for which God had punished them for centuries. Can you now see how the Jews and the rest of humanity that constantly finds itself "collateral damage" during God’s punishments could profit from their acceptance of Jesus? If you believe in evolution, ask yourself if gorillas would not be better off if they could evolve into humans? If they could be less hairy, able to shave their beards, able to flip a light switch on Saturday? Of course they would. But they don’t know that and if we, as responsible and intelligent overseers of this planet could do something about it, it would be our obligation to convert the gorillas to humans, by force if necessary, so that they could be saved. There’s nothing that we can do about the apes, but the Jews can evolve through Christianity and become sentient citizens of the world. Thus, it falls upon us to demand their evolution for the sake of all humanity and that was all that I meant on Donny Douchebag’s show.
And so I urge all of you who were offended by my comments, go to the nearest Bible Study and repent for a lifetime of bringing evil to the world by renouncing Jesus. Only then will you unite America for the true battle we need to wage against the tent merchants in Arabia.
Sincerely,
Ann Coulter