-----Original Message-----
FROM: jack whiddon
SENT: Sep 22 2008 2:38PM
SUBJECT:fuck the army
So you guys are now a conduit for army recruitment.
Well there goes any cred you may have had..
I don't need to see that shit - can you please remove me from your
mailing list immediately.
In any case, this site had become tired.
Goodbye forever (i hope..)
-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga The Help
SENT: Sep 29 2008 3:08PM
SUBJECT:RE: fuck the army
We're not a conduit for anything you blithering southern-hemisphere idiot.
We are, however, a business. You think that hilarity such as ours can go uncompensated?
So instead of thinking that you have hurt our feelings with your stupid threats, know that your departure has probably raised our average subscriber IQ by several points. Given that we distribute 2 million/week, congratulations, this was probably your life's greatest accomplishment.
Love,
Helga