-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Jan 18 2010 7:40PM
SUBJECT:New Haiti Slogans
20.) Making Latin America look rich
19.) Better life expectancy than Russia
18.) Papa Doc and Baby Doc sitting in a tree, S-H-A-K-I-N-G
17.) The natural log of 6-feet-under
16.) Making Pat Robertson relevant
15.) Solutions to net migration
14.) With graves the size of Maryland
13.) Cannibalism (1804-Tuesday)
12.) Net exporter of tsunamis
11.) The bleeding edge of Adobe, Flash and Shockwave
10.) Crapping out at 7.0
9.) Where the UN falls first
8.) Moving towards plate tectonics
7.) Will brawl for Gatorade
6.) Less congested than O’Hare
5.) Inflation off the Richter Scale
4.) 4 paved airports were too many
3.) Shaking up cocaine exports
2.) Shaking down AIDS mortality percentages
1.) Tuesday Special: Shake and bake
Love,
Helga Mohammed el-Salami