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-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Jan 18 2010 7:40PM
SUBJECT:New Haiti Slogans


20.) Making Latin America look rich
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18.) Papa Doc and Baby Doc sitting in a tree, S-H-A-K-I-N-G
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Nov 18 2009 10:53PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kathi C
SENT: Nov 17 2009 10:53PM
SUBJECT:Weight Gain


Dear Helga,

I’ve always been fit, but recently, I’ve been stressed out and working a lot, and I’ve put on 10 pounds. I’m horrified by it, but my boyfriend says that he can’t tell the difference. I find that extremely hard to believe. Are guys rea...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 3 2008 5:18PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lee kosow
SENT: Mar 2 2008 6:41AM
SUBJECT:Farewell From a Non-Fan


Helga- First time ever for me- Liquid Generation sent to Spam Box- Filtered out. How prophetic- that same issue prompting your hiatus (hopefully). But I drug it from the offals and enjoyed each word.. Sadly, human conscience has caught up with pr...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 28 2008 6:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: vincent@hotmail.com
SENT: Jan 28 2008 2:12PM
SUBJECT:LED Video Sign


Hi,

I thought that you might be interested in this LED sign I have. I paid
$9995 3 months ago. I need to sell it right away as I am going threw a
divorce. I will let it go for $6800 it is still in the box and has never
been used. It is a g...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 28 2008 5:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dennis Williams
SENT: Jan 27 2008 3:20PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I hope that article about Australia was written tongue in cheek, because coming from a country that gives us Days of Our Lives amongst other television crap, drives on the wrong side of the road, ruins the English language and can't make a proper cu...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 28 2008 4:15PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Henry Collier
SENT: Jan 26 2008 3:19PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … were we rejected by some Aussie bloke? Such petulance!!! … Such bias!!! And please remember that the ‘normal’ family tree in Tasmania *IS* a straight line. It’s sort of like the old South in the US where marrying one’s ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 30 2007 5:29PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rita Crenshaw
SENT: Nov 26 2007 2:34AM
SUBJECT:In Response to Dr. King Newsletter


Dear Helga,

I read your newsletter about Dr. King and am appalled by your complete insensitivity to the plight of African-Americans. You have absolutely no idea the hardships our people endured over the last several hundred years and yet you pret...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 23 2007 12:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jane littlejohn
SENT: Jul 21 2007 8:46PM
SUBJECT:Silver Surfer Coin


I am sending a link in regards to dispute your statement on your LG home page: "The U.S. Mint actually made REAL quarters featuring the Silver Surfer, from the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. It's amazing how sold out our country can get." If the sta...CLICK TO READ

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May 15 2007 5:15PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: trikkiau
SENT: May 12 2007 8:54PM
SUBJECT:Anna Nicole Obituary Draws More Fire


How could you speak so ill of the dead? (Anna Nicole Smith) did you even begin to think about how her family would feel about these writings? NO!! I don't think you did, and how would you feel if someone wrote this about one of your deceased loved o...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 27 2007 9:35AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Paige Dalton
SENT: Mar 24 2007 8:45PM
SUBJECT:Shave or Wax? That is the Question.


I love you. I just want to know-do you shave or do you wax?. I need a clean landing strip for what I want to do to you. Can you lose the Britney Spears wig?? I prefer redheads and six-inch stillettos. Im getting hot just thinking about getting freak...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 27 2007 9:19AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: BEASTYGIRL10
SENT: Mar 24 2007 7:14AM
SUBJECT:One of Many Pathetic Insults


fag...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 2 2007 6:07PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Mar 2 2007 6:07PM
SUBJECT:Flush the Oscars down the PC Toilet


If Jennifer Hudson were white, would there really be the endless, aimless praise showered upon her? Are the photons not being reflected properly off of her skin for all the photo receptor cells to register an image of what she really is? A FATASS??...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 5 2007 10:10PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: bailey weaver
SENT: Dec 8 2006 12:54PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear helga,
I love you soooo much ive been readign your guyes new letter for about a year now! i all ways have have lots of fun when im reading about you or Elmo i love you guys peace out with love for yours truly Bay-Lee
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Dec 7 2006 8:33AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dane Riley
SENT: Dec 2 2006 2:03PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


once and a while i actually look at the email your website sends me and everytime all i see is you being a c**t to everyone and trying to start some religion war and get recognition for being a transexual. what are you trying to prove? i think your ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 8 2006 11:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: WILLIAM GAUDET
SENT: Nov 4 2006 4:34PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga;

Where in the hell did you learn to hold an "automatic" water cannon? Your last poison pen letter writher would have us think that it's loaded with SCUM. I personally believe that your "sick" humor brightens up the day for many of your loy...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 4 2006 9:38AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: keri myers
SENT: Sep 30 2006 11:14AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


you do look like a fag!!!! your nothing like Paris Hilton. you need to take that s**ty pic off and dont send s**t like that to anyboby. ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 13 2006 10:29AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: TED CSONTOS
SENT: Sep 3 2006 5:28AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eyegor, SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so worried that I haven't heard back from you, both about your
physical and mental well being.

Well, 1 outta 2 is better than a sharp kick in the ass.................

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Sep 12 2006 9:11AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lisa Ackerman
SENT: Sep 3 2006 4:48AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Sweet, Gorgeous Helga,
Lisa here. I just about pissef myself with excitement when I saw you were heading up the LG newsletter this time. Once again, the s**t people of the world who are NOT capable of love, laughter, or the persuit of "bit...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 6 2006 5:53PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jeremy Burton
SENT: Sep 2 2006 1:38PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love! -- LA Issue


Helga,

Yes, Los Angeles is not Chicago -PERIOD-

Yes, Southern Californians have a less 'stressed' environment (i.e. weather, less darkness, wealth of outdoor activities, etc...). But, to equate the whole of Los Angeles in that dismal state ...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 25 2006 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Gretchen Sesing
SENT: Aug 6 2006 4:08PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom (please read!)


Darling Helga...

Had to drop a line. Been browsing your "side splitters" for a bit. Between my Miller Lite, Marlboros, and your wit.. it's been a very entertaining hour. Props to you. ;-)

But the part I had to comment on was your poem in res...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 24 2006 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tonya S
SENT: Aug 6 2006 2:25PM
SUBJECT:Osama's Poetry


Darling Helga...

Had to drop a line. Been browsing your "side splitters" for a bit. Between my Miller Lite, Marlboros, and your wit.. it's been a very entertaining hour. Props to you. ;-)

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Aug 8 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Carly Sutliff
SENT: Aug 5 2006 5:57PM
SUBJECT:I <3 you


Dear Helga,

You are one of my many personal heros. Personally I don't think it was right for Sharon to insult you like that and your right...she didnt have to read your newsletter! And I was highly offended by Dillon Fleming's letter. I love tra...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 8 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Courtney
SENT: Aug 3 2006 3:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


When i read your emails to other people i sometimes cant help but laugh at how stupid those people can act. i can understand why kenny got all pissed but if that sandra girl didnt expect to be criticized for what she wrote to you she is one of the s...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 7 2006 1:47PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lisa ackerman
SENT: Aug 7 2006 6:53AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga.....
I think you fuckin' rock. There is no doubt that you are creative, and
talented in your field of "Bitchassiness". I, too, am a bitch. You inspire
me on so many levels that I simply cannot list them all. Keep on rockin',
an...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 3 2006 11:06AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Fawn Holton
SENT: Jul 30 2006 3:43PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,

I am not usually one to get into your newsletter much but now in my slightly intoxicated state after a long weekend I have to say that I greatly appreciate your intellect and play on words. You are a pleasure to read. It is terribl...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 1 2006 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Guido D'Hooghe
SENT: Jul 29 2006 3:10PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,

Your analysis of the situation is well written and intelligent. I agree with you on almost. Only I wish you would not insult our brothers the chimps and gorillas. Especially the bonobos are lovely creatures. There's a lot we can lear...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 31 2006 10:08AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jay
SENT: Jul 29 2006 11:37AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Oh Helga,

Haha...I remember some time ago I bashed you a little. I apologize. I love your Newsletter. Kenny Dewitt is a moron and in light of his attempt to do a little bashing himself he has exemplified his inability to use proper grammar. Haha...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 11 2006 9:45AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Roxanne Miller
SENT: Jul 7 2006 11:12PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


The red bra in your picture really accents your chest
hair. It's damn sexy. (Here is where I do that tiger
growl that people do when they think someone is hot,
like for example, what Ivana Humpalot does to Austin
Powers when she sees his chest...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 27 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Ann Richardson
SENT: Jun 25 2006 10:30PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)


dear helga and the staff at liquidgeneration.com

thank god for your site. it is at times funny and stupid, and at times makes me wonder how far people go in make believe. i read some of the hate mail directed to the 'fictional' character, helg...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Hotthaing3
SENT: Jun 19 2006 12:54PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey Helga,
I'm dateless. And havent had a date in 15 years. ow do I get one?? (lol)


Love Karen...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2006 4:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nicole Noyb
SENT: Jun 17 2006 9:21PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


You Sexy Bitch!!! Just saw your Paris mucic vid and I swear it coulda been
her!!
Just wanted to say I still love ya baby!!
~Nikki...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 15 2006 11:52AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Carol
SENT: Jun 14 2006 10:31PM
SUBJECT:I need advice


hey i know it sounds stupid but im scared to death of any kind of amphibian....frogs, toads, newts, anything like that.... i know it even sounds way gayer cuz im botherin u 4 advice but no1 else emailed me back..... any advice?...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 9 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Butch Holland
SENT: Jun 4 2006 10:20AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Can you PLEASE quit criticizing religion. I am a hardened Pentecostal Jew Mormon that regularly attends Christan mass in hopes of shoving a hand grenade dildo up a pedophile priest's ass to watch him go boom.
I am also a gay lesbian guy that likes...CLICK TO READ

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May 12 2006 9:20AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: vincent porter
SENT: May 12 2006 9:18AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


LEAVE ME THE fuck ALONE YOU BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. PLUS YOUR A HAIRY BITCH. YOUR A BITCH. REMEMBER THAT YOU BITCH!!!!!!...CLICK TO READ

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May 12 2006 9:14AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: George Spell
SENT: May 10 2006 9:45AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


You guys seem like a part of my family. I've been a fan of yours since day one and the help you gave me with flash progamming was instrumental in keeping me in this business. I'll never take for granted what the guys and gals at LG mean to me.
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Apr 28 2006 6:35PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ???
SENT: Apr 14 2006 12:00AM
SUBJECT:to helga


Hello, my name is Shahar and I'm from Israel and i just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan of your site.
No wait, there's one more thing: my dream is to be on your newsletter. A wise man ones told it will bring me wealth and happiness.
I've told my...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 29 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ganavya doraiswamy
SENT: Mar 11 2006 1:08PM
SUBJECT:pls take this seriusly...


hi...
i want to start by telling u this is another mail that has something to do with ur india thrashing.
sorry.
before that, im a fan of urs...and liquidgeneration's, cuz when im in dark times...(two deaths have happened in my family...and i had...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 28 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sapphire Noland (demon_luvr15)
SENT: Mar 11 2006 8:03PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


what the fuck is up with you people at liquid
generation? and whos Monkey? have you people all gone
clinically insane?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?! i mean holy fuck,
how stupid can you people get?! how stupid can your
employees such as slippy get? how can Sli...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 25 2006 7:18AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Caroline Gerdhem
SENT: Mar 5 2006 3:44PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga my beautiful queen! You are as bright as the sun. Thank you for the
interresting letter about alzheimers. My grandma also had that so I can
assure you that I cried both tears of sadness and laughs to.
So, do you workout? You have the most...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 25 2006 7:18AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sandra Price
SENT: Mar 5 2006 8:33AM
SUBJECT:Thank You


OMG !! lol we did the same thing ..... my Dad had dementia too..
Thanks for telling your story ..I feel much better now cause when I read your story I knew I was not alone ,I'd say we made their lives and ours more fun ...


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Mar 25 2006 7:18AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Samantha Foster
SENT: Mar 5 2006 7:01AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


I just read some of your mailroom correspondences...I have to write and tell you how hilarious you are!!! And the great comebacks to those fruitloops who youwrite you are fantastic!!! Keep up the great work and come to St. Louis sometime! we can go...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 7 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sophie Catling
SENT: Feb 5 2006 4:24AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,
I can't believe you spelt butt plug wrong, 'but' as nothing to do with an
arse, and you can not plug them.
Next time you live in that fantasy land where you think that by insulting
people they will flock to you for more, and by spreadin...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 13 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: GRETCHEN HALL
SENT: Jan 7 2006 7:04PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey there Helga
I came across you by accident and read your mail section. Such hostile people out there. Haven't they ever heard of "live and let live"???
You just keep on keepin' on, darlin'.
I also wanted to tell you that I have a car that I ni...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 12 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bob Easton
SENT: Jan 7 2006 3:23PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


You should have left davedawnv’s complete e-mail address on the postcard then we could all have enjoyed spamming the s**t out of the retards!

By the way, PLEASE don’t publish me e-mail address! Thanks, your loyal supporter, Bob.

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Jan 4 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Eliza Hutira
SENT: Dec 30 2005 9:55AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


hey hun, u should really consider updating ur mailroom couse its gettin
real borin around here.
I'm dieing to hear more of ur comments.

Love&Vegetables Ana Eliza


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Dec 16 2005 11:19AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Aline
SENT: Dec 11 2005 1:29AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey man what's up! Yeah alright this letter isnt completely dedicated to you, it is to all of those that write you hate-mails. Yeah sometimes you make fun of Canadians and French but whatever we make fun of Americans all the time like the fact that ...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 18 2005 10:27AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jason Siembida
SENT: Aug 13 2005 3:27AM
SUBJECT:Helgizzle !!!


Helgizzle my nizzle !!! What up pimp ?

Dude, I don't give a s**t if you're a tranny, a pre-op, or the damn tooth fairy.....you've got a style that I admire. I only discovered LG one week ago, and I have spent at least 4 hrs a day catching u...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 4 2005 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Joe Messina
SENT: Jul 25 2005 3:34PM
SUBJECT:If looks could kill


Dear Helga,

I'm a big fan of this news letter. Your sharp tongue and wit are always enjoyed. But if I may make just one request, quit sending your picture with it. That train-wreck you call a face is just that, a train-wreck. And like any train-w...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 27 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: KamikazeSeagull
SENT: Jul 23 2005 9:58PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga The Help,
I dug this old AOL screenname up from the virtual grave, and found a LiquidGeneration Newsletter in my e-mail. I can't remember when I subscribed, but I know I did at one point or another.
To the point, I just read o...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 20 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Peggy B.
SENT: Jul 3 2005 4:49PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,
I am a brand new member, still cruising the site in awe! I must tell you how I feel about your contribution to L.G. You are a GENIUS! The way you handle, mindless, moronic idiots like the Mother of 3 boys, who "didn't allow them to watc...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 19 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alex Doby
SENT: Jul 2 2005 3:20AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Man now u're realy pissed off! U go ahead and tell them but don't u fucking dare judge the food from Romania! U haven't lived till u tasted it! By By ! Ohh, and by the way...watch your weight!...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 14 2005 8:42AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Grace M
SENT: Jul 4 2005 5:54PM
SUBJECT:Turn yourself around!


Helgo, you are a jerk. You make up lies and distort the truth. I think you have messed up your life. Turn yourself around!...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 11 2005 5:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Seth Hinson
SENT: Jun 30 2005 3:12AM
SUBJECT:Idiot Interaction


Hello Helga,


Sorry but its late and I am running around the web for entertainment.
I have a small question for you. I see that you are the recipient of a large
amount of hatemail for your views that I happen to agree with. My que...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 5 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mormy RMY
SENT: Jun 25 2005 8:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Read u're newsletter & visted u're site. For fun I took the star wars personality test. I found something that is very stupid.It's Question11- how hairy R U? Answer no 3 was not hairy-I look like asianman-boy...Asians are not oriental such as Japan...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 5 2005 4:14PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: fabio
SENT: Jun 25 2005 7:00PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


As an Italian (grown with tasty, healty, genuine foods), I will like to
share my opinion on Brit's food with Helga(I readed the hate-mail). The
unusual thinghies which all brits feast on are pure poison, considering that
you are what you eat... l...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 28 2005 1:06PM

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FROM: Helga The Help
SENT: Jun 28 2005 1:06PM
SUBJECT:War of the Worlds Movie Review


A movie without an ending is like a meal without desert. Except in the case of War of the Worlds, Steven Spielberg’s latest contribution to his Supernatural Human Close Encounters and E.T. genre (SHCEET for short), the chef came to the table before ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 23 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: donna baker
SENT: Jun 16 2005 5:11AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey Helga,

I was just watching "Suck My News Weekly" when I noticed you said Rusty Crowe was from Australia.

As an Australian, I would just like to say, Russell is not Australian. He is from a small sheep shagging island near Australia, called...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 22 2005 9:29AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Yesenia
SENT: Jun 11 2005 6:55PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

I am nothing more than a mere 16 year old, too young to know anything important about life. But I stumbled upon Liquid Generation a month ago and your mail room about two weeks ago. I have liked everything that I've re...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 17 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: savannah house
SENT: Jun 11 2005 4:13PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


hi helga i want some advice i like a boy and we are out of school and i want to see him his name is austin im going to new hope next year and he is going to hunt i dont know what to do?...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 16 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Paul Williams
SENT: Jun 11 2005 5:19AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dearest Helga,
What can I say wish I knew where you went to school,
I'd send my children there, I just enjoy your sence of
humor and quick wit how refreshing, Keep it up Honey.

A Fan
Rusty
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Jun 15 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lorna Irvine
SENT: Jun 6 2005 2:43PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


I don't know whats funnier, the main part of LG or Helga's Mail Room. There's just something hilarious about people who get so worked up about something that they have to send abusive e-mails. Especially the ones who think that because they don't li...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 10 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Muhammad Makky
SENT: May 30 2005 4:16AM
SUBJECT:Assalamu'alaikum


Assalamu 'Alaikum WarahmatuLLAHi Wabarakathu

Dear Helga,

First Of all, I Woder whether you're A true Muslim or Not???
Here in ISLAM, Its A big Sin To be A "TRANSEXUAL PERSON", Since ALLAH Made Human Divided By Two, which is Man and Woman.
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Jun 10 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alex Diviney
SENT: May 29 2005 9:00AM
SUBJECT:Not Funny


You americans think your so perfect all of the time!
Think your always right!
But at least most of us british don't have the constant urge for a mcdonalds every 5 seconds!
Which makes your continent the most obese of them all!

Next time you w...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 9 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael Mckechnie
SENT: May 29 2005 7:32AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


hiya helga!

just read about your experience in London. as i come from the chav infested place that is the uk (chavs are like trailer trash *cough*britney spears* but worse.), i feel kind of responsible. however, us up in the north of england are...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 9 2005 9:41AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: cos
SENT: May 29 2005 1:39AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey Helga,

Love the newsletter and always a big fan of your rebuttals to the religious idiot-squad.

One question though, this clown 03_ARAB SUGA_03 came out with (the oh so highly original line), “God made adam and EVE not adam and ste...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 3 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: crazdbrunet125
SENT: May 27 2005 4:29PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,
Number one, you are one sexy bitch. Just had to get that off my chest, LOL. Anyway, I had to ask for your advice. There is this guy who lives across from me and he is INCREDIBLY hot. I mean like, melt your face hot. And I am pet...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 3 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lowel & Gail Dakue
SENT: May 25 2005 10:37PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey!

I was just reading your 'hate mail' and it is hilarious! I can't believe how worked up some people get over stupid things. I am from Canada, and I mean, of course I love my country, but people don't need to freak out over a bit of humourous...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 3 2005 10:50AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stefan Riddle
SENT: May 29 2005 12:08AM
SUBJECT:Islam


I just read the correspondence about Islam in the newsletter. I don't
know where this idiot got the idea that there were no gay relations
allowed in Islam. I've been working in Iraq for the last year and a
half. There are local nationals worki...CLICK TO READ

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May 25 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Ricardo - TRE-PR / SCE
SENT: May 2 2005 11:18AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey Helga,

I just love your biceps! It is soo strong. How about we make an offspring together?

From your brazilian fan,

Rico


P.S.: I will be in LA in july.

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May 24 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: galit goldstein
SENT: May 5 2005 8:00PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,

I read the letter wrote to you by that anti-abortionist scary soccer-mom on this week's newsletter. It was kind of funny. It gave me the feeling though, that it was too good to be the genuine article. Oh well. Let the deranged insomni...CLICK TO READ

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May 24 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tom Benkovic
SENT: May 2 2005 3:09PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


i think you so funny i wanna type retaredly so you can trash me all you want because you so funny like that. also i have prom coming up will you do me the onners and going with me even though im extremely stupid.And after words who knows im all your...CLICK TO READ

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May 20 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: christie verschoor
SENT: May 4 2005 12:58PM
SUBJECT:always


all these letters i read are so negative.I wish i could tell them to take a look at there lives and then decide if they have the right to judge,and if they think they do what makes them think they have the power of god,cause he is the only one that...CLICK TO READ

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May 18 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: naomi newton
SENT: May 4 2005 6:13AM
SUBJECT:Good luck!


Hi Helga!

I personally think it's fine that you want to be a woman,but dont do something you might regret. Think of the resons you want to be a woman. Can you not love yourself the way you are?Do what you feel is the right thing and good luck wi...CLICK TO READ

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May 17 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael Coderre
SENT: May 3 2005 10:33PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


"What the devil do you know of UNIX? Are you sitting there with one of your flat-panels showing a terminal window where you expertly navigate your filesystem permissions and create customized cron jobs?"


Get with the times. It's launchd as of T...CLICK TO READ

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May 16 2005 10:07AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Legi
SENT: May 3 2005 12:00AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Dear Helga,
I just finished reading your lovely email exchange with that poor misdirected mother, Louise Wetherin (RE: Unprotected Sexual Activity) and after that, and especially after looking at your pictures, I want to say that I'm in love with H...CLICK TO READ

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May 10 2005 1:31PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ashley hull (b_i_eech)
SENT: May 2 2005 4:55PM
SUBJECT:YOU DUMB ASS!!!


Dear Helga,
After reading your emails, it seems like you really piss a lot of people off. Are you proud of you acomplishments or are you just that pathetic that you need to rip on people to make your nasty life more intresting. Go ahead and diss me...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 28 2005 9:46AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: G B
SENT: Apr 27 2005 7:23AM
SUBJECT:Thank You


Dear Helga,

Not having read your entire mail site, I cannot be certain that you only post derogatory e-mails, but that is the impression I have thus far.

I also do not know how many of these "received" e-mails are perhaps constructed by the st...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 20 2005 2:55PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: a_khalessi
SENT: Apr 13 2005 1:25PM
SUBJECT:asshole


YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! no wonder you make minimum wage responding to hate mail. The fact that you're even reading this letter and thinking about responding to it is pathetic because ill probably delete your response along with all the other s**...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 19 2005 2:33PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Weihong Huang
SENT: Apr 12 2005 9:14AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


While my "owner" is slobbering his endless cycles of office work, I randomly surf the web in searching for things to mock and humiliate insolete two-leggers, I stumbered to your website, Liquidgeneration.
It truly defines the Art of Mockery and Foo...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 18 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Oktavia D'angel
SENT: Apr 3 2005 1:27PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


You know what, i think you should really be ashamed to make jokes about the Pope. What and who do u think you are to just lightly talk about this tragic situation. Maybe you should stop and apologize and have some respect for goodness sake....CLICK TO READ

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Abigail Reade
SENT: Apr 3 2005 4:05AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,

I just wanna say how good your looking with your blonde hair and your (i'm thinking they are) new improved boobs! Can I jus point out one really bugging factor? I'm not trying to be rude, but when us girls wanna pose with our arms up..and...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alessandra Benini
SENT: Apr 3 2005 9:45AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear... Helga,

I know that you're suppossed to try to write funny stuff in the newsletter about recent events, but the Pope is really someone you shouldn't mess with, specially after his so recent death. He is an icon of love and caring for almos...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jeff Heagy
SENT: Apr 3 2005 10:42AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


you are one sick mutherfucker!

ever consider running for House of Representatives?

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ossi mattila
SENT: Apr 3 2005 12:26PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Cut the Crap. I dont want you to send me any kind of sick perverted messages, and i have never wanted. But still you have sent me those fucking messages!!! quit it!!

Sincerely yours fucking carcass, a pissed off guy
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Apr 16 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jerry Dressler
SENT: Apr 3 2005 1:53PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga

I hear you speaking from your mighty pulpit of porn.And all your rantings go for naught.
The two people you deride are so superior to you and your porn peddlers I am surprised you even knew they existed.To sum up............you jerk y...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 15 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: oropeza arturo
SENT: Apr 3 2005 8:06PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Your article about the pope and terry was the most stupid piece of s**t I read for a long time, you surely represent your country in your stupid words.
If you were trying to be funny you were not.
I wont say more because your brain can not unders...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 14 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lee Matthews
SENT: Apr 3 2005 1:36AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Usually, I enjoy your liquid generation newsletter; but your comments about Terri S. & the Pope were in very bad taste. I'm sure you think everything in life is one big joke, but if you had a loved one lying helpless in a vegative state you might t...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 21 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ainoketola11
SENT: Mar 6 2005 2:15PM
SUBJECT:hello


i have to ask....who are you????? maybe twice a month i get these liquid
newsletters and they are almost all about you....so....who are you???and
are you a transsextual???i'm not sure how it's written :D...but
please!!!! tell me, who are you??...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 18 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: micha magnano
SENT: Mar 6 2005 12:05PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


HEY HELGA! FIRST OFF GO YOU! I THINK YOU ARE AS HOT AS NADIA ALMADA! (PS FOR ANYONE FROM OUTSIDE PORTUGAL AND THE UK, THIS IS HER IN ALL HER GLORY AFTER WINNIG BIG BROTHER:



SECOND OF ALL: I'M NEW TO LG ...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 18 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Melissa Kaziberdov
SENT: Mar 6 2005 12:47PM
SUBJECT:hi


hello helga!

i do not mean to sound mean, or hateful in anyway, but i was reading some of
your comments to people and i was wondering, don't you thnk that you take
some of this too seriously? No offense, but ease up a little bit, man. or
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Mar 8 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: morrocan_gal
SENT: Mar 8 2005 2:40PM
SUBJECT:


wat da fuck is up wit u .. wats wit u an ur hate for canada..itz an alright
country..dont get me wrong i aint canadien.. or however you spell it..but ye
2 me america an canada r da same fukkin' thing..u need 2 get over it america
issnt all it'...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 4 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: WILLIAM MINNICH
SENT: Feb 18 2005 4:34PM
SUBJECT:VERY VERY ANGRY!


I WAS ON A SITE GIVING MY 5 YEAR OLD SON A COLOR BLIND TEST WHEN A PICTURE OF A WOMEN BEING STABBED WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE POPPED UP WITH YOUR WEB SITE. MY 5 YEAR OLD STARTED CRYING AND IS VERY UPSET. SO, I AM BEYOND ANGRY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU P...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 3 2005 10:34AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Misty Lambert
SENT: Feb 17 2005 6:42PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


I just wanted to say that I've read some of the mail you get and don't understand..........Almost all of liquid generation is disrespectful in some way.......that's the fun of it..........If you people are so offended stop reading the dayum thing......CLICK TO READ

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Feb 28 2005 3:04PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sauer Stephen D. YNC JASG-C
SENT: Feb 21 2005 10:30AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Just read your email to the young Petty Officer. Alas, what this poor young man has forgotten is that we serve our country to protect everyone’s freedom – including yours to say what you like on your website.

I am currently serving in Iraq, and ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 22 2005 4:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: john dirosa
SENT: Feb 6 2005 11:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey Helga

Just a little bit of history

Do you know that us Canadians burned your whitehouse to the ground. I think in 1813 but I could be wrong.

Also We were in Germany and poland and involved in WWII 4 years before your p***y asses decided...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 18 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Christine
SENT: Feb 10 2005 5:47AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

I'm extremely nervous to be contacting you - please don't make fun of my spelling, grammar, syntax or poor word choice. I just wanted to let you know you have a fan in Melbourne, Australia - you know, that crappy and largely arid (and...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 17 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Erika Steen
SENT: Feb 8 2005 12:57AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Yo estupido! You would be half funny and sexy too if you weren't such a flaming little queer! You faggity ass little bitch need to find a piece of glass and sit on it...a broken glass dildo! Why do you want to spread faggitry throughout this grea...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 17 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tracee Jackson
SENT: Feb 6 2005 5:47PM
SUBJECT:Fan mail...


Hey Helga...

I just read your letter about why you think the military is over appreciated, and being in the military myself, I have to tell you you're right. I love my job and the many benefits I get from it, but the real satisfaction comes ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 16 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robert McGill
SENT: Feb 6 2005 7:43PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Even though this little article was suppose to be a ha-ha funny, it was far from it! To use our military as some excuse to get a laugh by degredating what our military does on a daily basis is bulls**t! I have 2 people in my family over in Iraq and ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 16 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dana Farley
SENT: Feb 5 2005 10:51PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Your letter was stupid just like you. I have unsubscribed because you're an ass****....CLICK TO READ

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Feb 15 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stoned Life
SENT: Feb 6 2005 2:10AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


alrite, canadians dont talk s**t about ur fuking country so dont talk s**t about my fukin country, and dont say we need to learn how to run a country, cuz if u knew ablouslty anything about u and ur fuckin Bush lovers u wood no that canada burned do...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 15 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: courtney janssen
SENT: Feb 5 2005 8:59PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Oh Helga...
I can no longer help myself. I have become a virtual slave to your existance. Your flowing hair, the tenderness in your eyes. I just know that if someday we were given the divine right to appreciate eachother, you would catch the spirit...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 11 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bill Trickey
SENT: Feb 5 2005 10:17PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love! - You think Cdn beer is crap?


A typical response from a typical Wank... sorry I mean Yank.

If you weren't so pre-occupied with your own selves, you might actually recognize that you are only one third of North America. As for the crappy Canadian beer comment, it only reinfo...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 11 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mychal allen
SENT: Feb 5 2005 5:10PM
SUBJECT:canada..


hi helga, yano, I’‘m from america and I live in canada now. infact when I was in america I hadnt heard of you but when I got here I learned of your site and I read the letter that the canadian gir sent you. I’‘m sure it was all in jest but nonethele...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 10 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Paul Murphy
SENT: Feb 5 2005 3:43PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I bet you guys get plenty of e-mails from people pissed off about you guys hating Canada, so I find it rather pathetic of you guys to pick the e-mail from some complete idiot out of all the rest you get just to portray us all as complete morons. I d...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 10 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Adrienne L.
SENT: Jan 29 2005 9:41PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hey girl!

I would just like to say good job for picking on the tsunami victims. Seriously, why is everyone so concerned about it? Its like the latest fad diet cept this time for your wallet. There was some prescription drug recently taken of...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 9 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tannis Hewitt
SENT: Feb 5 2005 2:09PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Wow.
Your comments about Canada are just mean.

Usually I like your newsletter, but now I’m just upset.

Realize that you are affecting other people’s opinion of Canadians.
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Feb 9 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sarah Hindman
SENT: Feb 5 2005 1:00PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Joking or not, today's (2-5-05) email insulted myself and my family. As a military family we feel as a unit that your "fun" is misguided and delusional. You have no idea what it is like for those of us with a family member in Iraq and your sense o...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 9 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mike and Cathie
SENT: Feb 5 2005 12:35PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey Helga, You forgot to mentioned they volunteered to trade in that Van down by the river for 3 hots and a cot. Key word here being VOLUNTEER. You need to get onto their parents also. Now they (the parents and the representatives) are trying to inc...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 8 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Ducky
SENT: Feb 5 2005 12:20PM
SUBJECT:arg matey


wow i feel really bad for you.
why do you hate the world so much? people are so mean to you because you started
it.but i guess im starting it now. oh well.
and why doesnt it scare you when people send your letters to the fbi? that would
scare m...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 8 2005 9:25AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: chip butty (of sorts)
SENT: Feb 2 2005 9:08AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

I haven't visited LG for a while until today and I just wanted to say that I'd forgotten how funny it was! Keep up the good work!
As much as I'd like to tell you that you are the funniest person here I'm afraid you've been beaten to...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 15 2005 11:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: galit goldstein
SENT: Jan 10 2005 7:10PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,

You are my favorite Liquidgeneration news-person-thingy-writer-mabob. You are the coolest man/woman alive. I noticed that your arms have grown to Arnold Swartznegger muscliness scince your last photo thing. Have you been working out? ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 15 2005 6:05AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: john dirosa
SENT: Jan 9 2005 7:40PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I think I could love a woman like you.

If you beat me mercileassly while I scream like an Iraqi prisoner do I have a chance?

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Jan 14 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: George W. Scriven
SENT: Jan 9 2005 3:23PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


This was in the Who'd you rather thing for Tsunami Hotties


Helga Sweety!
Canada does not suck! We donated 80 million to the Tsunami thingy and the Big Rich Mighty US gave 350 million. Hmmmmmmm.......
Do the math you silly wench....
Canada h...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 13 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Joanna Smith
SENT: Jan 11 2005 8:55AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Ok, you are whack!!!!! You think youre special, just because you have time out of your pathetic ass life to pump iron. Most normal people, do not have time to post up in the gym all the time, unlike you. You, in fact, are the one's everyone shoul...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 22 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Allyson Argomido
SENT: Dec 13 2004 2:38AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


what are you? a male?female?transexual?bisexual?homosexual? or an alien?anyway thats your opinion.everyone is entitled to their own story.gday Mate!...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 21 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Marleen Hamerling
SENT: Dec 12 2004 3:27PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hello Helga,


Most of the time I like what you write very much, but this time I must react about you said about elephants, it made me cry, really, I love those animals and they are most certainly not just big, fat and ugly. They are very smart...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 20 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: william hunt
SENT: Dec 12 2004 2:46AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


hey this site is hilarious. I've been visiting for about a year and a half.
where are you guys located in chicago? do you do office tours? or anything not on the web? like fuckin' lame prize vans or singles parties? ha ha

reply somehow,
...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 19 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: matt nick
SENT: Dec 11 2004 11:09PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,
Thank you for raising my IQ! As an avid and loving subscriber to your newsletter, this is the first time that someone has taken the initiative to raise my IQ! Congratulations and thank you...

Matt

ps. everyone else just helped me ma...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 18 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: matncin
SENT: Dec 11 2004 9:07PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,
You are the scariest trany I have ever seen. Please shave, and get some boobs while your at it. Aswell I think your letters you reply to are cold, harsh and cruel.Keep up the good work.

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Dec 17 2004 2:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tyler Durden
SENT: Dec 8 2004 2:27AM
SUBJECT:Mediation


Dear Helga and Rami,

Thank you for the great amusement. I've been reading that series of emails you guys have been sharing and to tell you the truth it just made my day.
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Dec 16 2004 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rami
SENT: Nov 14 2004 11:34PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Where do u you live and WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST!! Educate yourself and look around before you start talking nonsense.

Have a good Day.
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Dec 16 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tim Kelly
SENT: Dec 11 2004 7:22PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey Helga,
I was going to donate a few bucks to your operation fund, but then I thought, why? I don't give a rats ass for most people, let alone those that can't afford their life choices.
I'll save it for gas for my SUV so I can drive all over...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 15 2004 6:28AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Demitrie Perera
SENT: Dec 11 2004 2:07PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


i am really quite surprised that you dont in fact support hitler!!! Watch your next move fatty !!...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 7 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Brittany Habelitz
SENT: Nov 15 2004 1:05AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


dear helga

i like food

write back, Brit...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 6 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kaufman Family
SENT: Nov 28 2004 7:32PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


I received an email from you, and do not know who you are. Not impressed with your tone, so are YOU ignorant or something? I am not a child and find you insulting. DO NO email us again....CLICK TO READ

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Dec 5 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lcmcbryar
SENT: Nov 28 2004 4:19PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Please remove my email address from your mailing list. I do not want to recieve anything else from you. I had no idea what I was getting into when I thought I was pulling up information on ADHD.

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Dec 4 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nicole
SENT: Nov 22 2004 12:24AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Hello Helga!
How's it going? I can relate to your desire to just piss people off. Let's all be honest here. Everyone likes to piss other people off.
It just makes us all feel better about ourselves. It allows us to forget our own imperfe...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 2 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Quiltingsage
SENT: Nov 23 2004 2:59PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Okay ass****s. If you'd maintain your website connections, I wouldn't have tried to send you a frigging email to unsubsribe. The unsubscibe link does not work. Fix the bitch.

Remove me from your list. Do not send me anymore newsletters.

I t...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 1 2004 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Brent
SENT: Nov 27 2004 11:21PM
SUBJECT:good job helga!


Dear Helga,
I kno u want insults and complaints to put on ur website but i really dont care, because i really hate those stuck up bastards that take everything seriously. The only thing i like about them is that u put up thier comments to th...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 1 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mdurso1
SENT: Nov 24 2004 2:29PM
SUBJECT:


Remove my e-mail from your list imediately. Are you stupid or somthing? Get a real job.

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Nov 30 2004 2:26AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: alicia phelps
SENT: Nov 15 2004 8:10PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


helga!!!!OMG u r sooooo stupid.......GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!! you have MAJOR issues.....you need to find a new job and stop being such a b****h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 25 2004 6:01AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael Matusowsky
SENT: Nov 16 2004 11:00AM
SUBJECT:what is so wrong with u are u a religion racist?


well first of all in ur last newsletter u made something fun about
ariel sharon and the jews (i am one)
why do people have to pick on us all the time like our king had said in
the torah if all the people didn't want the jews to live then we wil...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 19 2004 4:28PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ahmed yousef
SENT: Nov 16 2004 4:48AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love! erm HATRED


heloo hows it goingya ass who da heck do u think u r ? okay okay ur a gayish fagish fucked up chick with a dick big deal that doesnt giv u the right to swear at ppl okay now dd u have personal issues with arafat ? personaly i dont like the guy but w...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 18 2004 7:40AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nawteegemin
SENT: Nov 14 2004 1:08PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


ur bogus for talkin that stuff about yassir arafat. ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 17 2004 6:40AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: zinedine zidane
SENT: Nov 14 2004 1:30AM
SUBJECT:Fuck Newsletter


fucking newsletter center of liquid will crushed @ november serious...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 16 2004 9:40AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: galit goldstein
SENT: Nov 13 2004 5:58PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


hello again helga. Guess who. Then again, don't bother.

Arafatty is finally dead. Muahahahahaha. Muahahahaha. hehehehe. It is a tad disturbing that his wife is about thirty nine or forty, his daughter is nine, and he is (was) seventy five. I can'...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 5 2004 12:18AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dave CM
SENT: Nov 5 2004 2:42AM
SUBJECT:fine, you win Dubya....


Helga,

You saw it coming. My dad saw it coming. Apparently the entire south and midwest of the country more than saw it coming. And i guess a part of me saw it coming, too. But now i have no choice but to accept the fact that this country is jus...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 28 2004 6:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Imran Hussain
SENT: Oct 24 2004 8:28AM
SUBJECT:


I THINK YOU ARE A STUPID ASS TRANNY THAT NEEDS SHOOTING.........YOU DONT KNOW s**t...............AND I DO HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH DRESSED AS A CHICK WITH A D**K.........

MAY YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER.........UP YOUR MOTHERS !!!...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 25 2004 6:55AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sanjay Chavan
SENT: Oct 14 2004 12:47PM
SUBJECT:Geetha.


Hi Helga. Congratulations for the patience you showed in putting up with Geetha Nonsense.

Thru your site I would like to tell her that she and her family have by choice disowned India and to please keep her dirty hands off India and Indianness....CLICK TO READ

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Oct 24 2004 11:55AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: corbsj
SENT: Oct 13 2004 3:49PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga

Over the past few weeks I have read how highly you regard Canada and India.

I'd be interested to know how much you hate Australia. Or maybe you like it?

I think you would probably really enjoy Mardi Gras....CLICK TO READ

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Oct 23 2004 11:55AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Madam T
SENT: Oct 13 2004 10:34AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear helga

Whats the fucking deal with the real talent like myself and little commercial tits like the man made "boy wonder bands" i write lyrics i a dammmmmmm good got a few unsiged bands under my belt singing my s**t.
Yet all this muva fucki...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 22 2004 11:55AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sourabh Dhawan
SENT: Oct 13 2004 8:51AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


your comments about india are not very pleasing to my ears. india has achieved way more than you have heard apparently. i would like to inform u that u r living in a fucking burrow and do not know any goddamn thing about the outside world. ...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 12 2004 10:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rebecca Banks
SENT: Oct 10 2004 8:48AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hey, girlfriend! I read your article on the cars...and the famous people...and all that. I just wanted to say that it's completely true! I look like Gwenyth Paltrow. I started noticing how my boyfriend treats me and it matched perfectly! So any...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 12 2004 9:55AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SemrauSKI
SENT: Oct 10 2004 8:39AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


dear helga,
You make my loins quiver every time i look at your great body! I'm sure if we got together you could make me the man I always wanted to be. I am so hot for you that my penis is dripping with desire. Every time i pick the scabs and let t...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 1 2004 6:23AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kaitlyn dyson
SENT: Sep 25 2004 1:33PM
SUBJECT:hey


you guys are such fags and you guys suck your p***y and if you got dicks you guys sucks your dicks. so bend over and kiss it...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2004 6:35AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David C. Minchala
SENT: Sep 23 2004 10:15PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Helga,

Being a long time fan of your mail room antics, i've come to notice you are something of a universal savant. Your theories, while meant to be shocking and cheeky, are at their core intellectually sound and jibe well with the concepts of co...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 29 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jim Klinkner
SENT: Sep 11 2004 4:18PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


go fuck yourself...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 14 2004 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: D'Wayne Fien
SENT: Sep 11 2004 2:11PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


while slavery is in principal wrong it should be Re-instated but not based upon color of skin or ethnicity but rather criminal background. criminals should not get the same treatment as others who live life within the law. A good form of this is ch...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 27 2004 4:03PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SheDemon NinetyEight
SENT: Jul 22 2004 7:43PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Greeting dear,

I have a question to ask of you. Was the cannibalism newsletter "low-brow" humor or "Jerry Springer" shock tactics? Or both? If you were trying for funny, you missed. If you were trying for shocking, you got annoying. If it was bot...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 22 2004 9:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Peden, Lewis EM2 (AGF-3)
SENT: Jul 17 2004 10:31PM
SUBJECT:


Hey helga, can you write about something interesting and just a little down to earth for a change? Maybe that could be the next twist in your little letter that you send to my email account. Cause this stuff you are always writing about just doesn...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 21 2004 9:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jordy
SENT: Jul 18 2004 12:12AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

If these people really think you are a "c**t", "fucking camel fucker", etcetera, they would not waste their "precious" time on someone they did not care about. What is crawling up these peoples rectums and dieing there, and please do...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 21 2004 9:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: German Muciño
SENT: Jul 18 2004 2:56AM
SUBJECT:Lover!!


Dear, I love liquid generation, and I never tought that i would write u because you wold never wirte back, but your last newsteller (the one about canibalism) pi$$ed me off!!!
If anyone of ur family would be eaten, u would agree with it? how about...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 20 2004 9:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: M K
SENT: Jul 17 2004 1:15PM
SUBJECT:a compliment which you rightly deserve


i wasted a whole 20 seconds reading that crappy email. get a real job, u slacker.

PS some people are alive because its illegal to kill them...
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Jul 20 2004 9:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: pat estavillo
SENT: Jul 17 2004 2:52PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga; I have been in favor of this since, "SOYLENT GREEN"!!! Everyone looks at me with a jaundiced eye when I bring up the subject of World hunger. I say, "Grind all healthy dead into a paste and make Protien Bars for all!!!!! You are m...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 30 2004 9:37AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Brenda
SENT: Jun 20 2004 5:29PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dearest Helga,

I recently subscribed with LG. From what I’‘ve seen it’‘s some pretty funny reading. I clicked on the link to view your picture. I am a very open minded person. Especially to the transgender world. Since, I’‘ve read, that ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 12:26PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cbnny7
SENT: Jun 20 2004 12:26PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


my skid marks from last week look like the shroud of turin. would you like to worship at my alter?...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 17 2004 11:35AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Hail Hitler
SENT: Jun 17 2004 2:33AM
SUBJECT:JEWS


Instead of getting into rag heads (the are reactive fuckin s**t skins!) why not ridicule the real enemy of peace... jews! they're all a bunch of conspirors to rule the worlds money. They teach hatred and believe the lie that they are the chosen one'...CLICK TO READ

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May 29 2004 1:55PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steven Orth
SENT: May 24 2004 8:27AM
SUBJECT:DO NOT SEND ANY EMAILS TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS


My son is 7 years old and should NOT be on your list. REMOVE THIS EMAIL....CLICK TO READ

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Mar 27 2004 1:04PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jinx Felix
SENT: Mar 27 2004 1:04PM
SUBJECT:


Helga the Mohammed al Salami,

I was messed up and I cut my hair, it looks like crap. I have 10 dollars.
Should I risk the local discount hairstyle salon or just say screw it, shave
it all off, and start over ? Oh holy one plz share your infi...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 21 2004 1:06AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Marquis McCheez'm
SENT: Mar 21 2004 1:06AM
SUBJECT:you are an example


So sad

so very SAD

you must be one of those individuals in charge of plunging us into the Abyss ,

Enjoy your Five minutes of fame my darling for

yours is a Legacy of Bitter Demise. . . ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 31 2004 11:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tigerlill4
SENT: Jan 31 2004 11:09PM
SUBJECT:


Helga, Greetings my sick friend....as I read in your newsletter I understand you in your twisted universe you want a child, M.J. style,well darlin' with enough dough I would rent you my uterous.I have no intentions on wanting to deal with a snot nos...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 31 2004 10:11PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: R. Pat Kelly
SENT: Jan 31 2004 10:11PM
SUBJECT:Love, romance


Stay down, Helga, you bad MF'r you. I like you already. Haven't met you
(yet) but together I think we might have a full set of teeth. What'dya think
about marriage? Courtesy reach-arounds? Eddible undies? Let me know the
answers to these quest...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 31 2004 9:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jdelgado10
SENT: Jan 31 2004 9:16PM
SUBJECT:


Get Lost lady!

When day I will teach you what life is all about! Until then believe what you want!

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Jan 14 2004 6:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Wojtek Reducha
SENT: Jan 14 2004 6:09PM
SUBJECT:WTF with the ''Polish Sausage?''


I was thinking very intensively what can you ppl mean by 'Polish Sausage' and I came to a brilliant thought: 'I don't know'...
So please Helga, save me from my lack of elementary knowledge and tell this poor stupid child what does that mean.

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Jan 10 2004 8:12PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Joulin
SENT: Jan 10 2004 8:12PM
SUBJECT:


Hey,
What would you do if your x boyfriend was asking you out and you thought the only reason he wanted to go out with you was to get some? (If you know what I mean)
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Jan 4 2004 5:33PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: N1GHTMARE38
SENT: Jan 4 2004 5:33PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)


i need help i live in a family that is ver very dumb. my bro is so stupid he thought the toaster was a jar of grape jelly............my mom is the closest person to sain but still is strate in her head as a circle is sqaure so please help me...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 4 2004 3:36PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kattheclosetstar
SENT: Jan 4 2004 3:36PM
SUBJECT:smoking


Darling,
Go with the elegant technique. The utilitarian approach always lets on that you smoke pot. It's a giveaway. Menthol is much better. (Try the cheap ones. Some are actually good.) The mouth to nose thing is "French smoking".
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Jan 4 2004 2:38PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Babsie Prinsloo
SENT: Jan 4 2004 2:38PM
SUBJECT:10 000 Smokebreaks???


I just thought I'd point out that if you smoke a cigarette a minute, you'd only be able to smoke 1 440 cigarettes in a day. However, if you can up that to 7 a minute, you'd be able to reach the required 10 000 pm, in fact, you'de manage 10 080.

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Dec 11 2003 5:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Undisclosed
SENT: Dec 11 2003 5:06PM
SUBJECT:MAN(?), I''M SORRY .


Hello Helga. It is I, the guy who called you a "fuggin' d**k". I am apologizing to you on the basis that I misspelled the word "transvestite." Dude, my name may be weak and for that observation I will conceive a new one (it is not an excuse but an e...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 11 2003 2:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: dj catatonic
SENT: Dec 11 2003 2:50PM
SUBJECT:your new name is...


SHIM!

Helga, we've renamed you, the striking middle aged
transexual freak to SHIM.

You're the sexiest hairy woman with man features we
have ever seen.

Please send us a calander, even if its from the late
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Dec 10 2003 11:08PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Isabelle C.
SENT: Dec 10 2003 11:08PM
SUBJECT:bravo helga


allo Helga

i am an 18 years old girl from quebec. im francophone, so maybe my message
won't sound (look?) good. but the intention comes from the heart.

i think you are very altruist and what you say in your replies is totally
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Dec 9 2003 9:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: hector orduno
SENT: Dec 9 2003 9:17PM
SUBJECT:hello baby


hey baby you are a real girl baby let me tell you you really know what you are talking about girl write me back see wah ....CLICK TO READ

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Nov 21 2003 9:29PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: FxyRoxy90
SENT: Nov 21 2003 9:29PM
SUBJECT:they are all assholes


Dear helga,
I have great respect for you! I dont know how u put up with all these dumb people that email you. You always think of something really good and funny to tell them off with. No matter how many mean emails you get you always have some...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 21 2003 11:05AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Wendy Velasquez
SENT: Nov 21 2003 11:05AM
SUBJECT:You guys rock


I can't help but think that alot of people who read stuff from your
newsletter or webpage are overreacting way too fucking much. I find myself
to be a respectable citizen with good moral behavior, yet I look forward to
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Nov 20 2003 10:35PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Krist Bowman
SENT: Nov 20 2003 10:35PM
SUBJECT:Help Me to Understand, Helga!


Helga, what is your sexual orientation?...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 17 2003 2:49PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Felicia Johnson
SENT: Nov 17 2003 2:49PM
SUBJECT:oh no my eyes


if your are going to be a transexual you should atleast get some plastic surgery to make yourself almost look like a woman i am pretty sure that it cant really help you i am sorry that you look that way but maybe someday a blind person will fall in ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 16 2003 10:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jessica
SENT: Nov 16 2003 10:09PM
SUBJECT:Hey


Hey HElga,

I think your absolutely hilarious. I dont understand how these idiots can write to you seriously about things that you obviously say to be a smart arse.

Is it just me or does it seem like everyone is impatient and unable to grasp th...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 15 2003 2:15PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: vic hebert
SENT: Nov 15 2003 2:15PM
SUBJECT:how gay you are


helga you are one ugly bitch.you make me want to go out with a hobo.your face is so ugly only ya mutha would look at. thats how ugly you r.Do you expext to get married to a woman r your own kind[man].if you say one smart remark i'll have a mob to ju...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 12 2003 10:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steve Mrasek
SENT: Nov 12 2003 10:16AM
SUBJECT:


Oh My God I can't believe it...
You must be the exact clone of Mohandas Ghandi, Don't tell me your not I can
tell in your eyes. So what are you doing here shouldn't you be in India,
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Nov 8 2003 9:31AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: JulDws
SENT: Nov 8 2003 9:31AM
SUBJECT:u look very pretty


Hello Helga i think u are a gem and was disapointed when i went on google and typed in naked Helga pictures there were none please tell me where i could find some from a admirer in merry old England ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 7 2003 12:21PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jessica M Castrodad
SENT: Nov 7 2003 12:21PM
SUBJECT:Hi!


Hi Miss Helga lady!

Your so pretty and smart! ^^ I wanna grow up to be just like you!

Hugs and kisses,
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Nov 6 2003 7:07PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: CRlsSytInA
SENT: Nov 6 2003 7:07PM
SUBJECT:


i just wanted to know ifyou were gay?? I wouldn't hold it against you.....

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Oct 30 2003 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: sorock734
SENT: Oct 30 2003 12:00AM
SUBJECT:love the mailroom on LG!!!


Helga,

You're mailroom on LG has been keeping me entertained at work for the past two days! Your philosophy's great. I know it's an age old subject now, but I don't think having children doomed to genetic defects is selfish, it's extremely needy....CLICK TO READ

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Oct 26 2003 3:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: popeye773
SENT: Oct 26 2003 3:00PM
SUBJECT:ewwwww


DUDE! U R A SICK FREAK! Y WOULD U TURN INTO A GIRL? THAT'S JUST WRONG! PERV!...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 26 2003 7:08AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chris
SENT: Oct 26 2003 7:08AM
SUBJECT:woohooo me again


helgaaaaaaa! how you doing? I am totally loving your mail archive, it cracks me up. and you know what? it makes sense too, unlike the rest of LG, got something major to think about, especially your uh, controversial newsletter. now if we had tha...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 15 2003 7:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bob Shoemaker
SENT: Oct 15 2003 7:09PM
SUBJECT:reply


your right for once. but no one really cares what you
think anyway so you acomplished nothin. ah defective
geanetics should somehow be stoped but how....

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Oct 8 2003 8:38AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ottersan
SENT: Oct 8 2003 8:38AM
SUBJECT:


Gents:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp

This link came up on google as a vision test - my wife checked it out. As
you can see from the intro and first few frames, it really does look legit.
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Oct 4 2003 6:25AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Patricia Allen
SENT: Oct 4 2003 6:25AM
SUBJECT:


ONE OF THE CARDINAL RULES OF NATURE WAS THAT BOYS SHOULD BE BOYS AND GIRLS
SHOULD BE GIRLS.

THE THIRD WORLD, JUST THROUGH THEIR DEPRIVATION OF THE WONDERS OF MODERN
DRUGS, ETC ARE BREEDING THE STRONGEST FOR THE WORLD TO SURVIVE. WE
TECHNOL...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 2 2003 4:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: DBZKrillinDBZ
SENT: Oct 2 2003 4:27PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)


i fully agree dammit our civilization is burning within our grasps and over crowding well fuck that too i hate people as it is some how that newsletter brightened my day thanks!
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Oct 1 2003 2:19PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kgbirdpaul
SENT: Oct 1 2003 2:19PM
SUBJECT:"Impure DNA"


I recently read a response to an email you wrote which was posted on a messageboard. In this response you told a woman named Melissa that her sister was being irresponsable by reproducing because she had MS. Its painfully obvious from reading the le...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2003 2:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Veri, Ted
SENT: Sep 30 2003 2:54PM
SUBJECT:RE: Hello Cutie


Oh beat still my heart a reply from Helga the help. Well continue running amok my dear it brings a smile to my face every time I read your input into the newsletter, and like I said an even bigger smile when I see your pic at the end.

Oh and a...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2003 1:35PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: becki wait
SENT: Sep 30 2003 1:35PM
SUBJECT:your last letter


wow! you are really out there when it comes to people in general. survival of the fittest? how can you possibly believe that we are not to help one another? we were created to love one another in a myraid of different ways. i have my doubts about t...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2003 1:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cheryl Sanchez
SENT: Sep 30 2003 1:06PM
SUBJECT:survival of the fittest


Helga,

In reading your newsletter I have to say that you are wrong in saying certain diseases are hereditary. For starters, I have been diagnosed with MS and I hare no family members that have ever had such a disease. There is no direct linkag...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2003 7:56AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Payce Provoznik
SENT: Sep 30 2003 7:56AM
SUBJECT:


Good article on survival of the fittest. You missed one point! Humans are not the fittest. We are just a pool of nasty viruses that happen to live for a short time on this earth. We will soon parish and the true species of fittest will continue to l...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 30 2003 7:48AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Catherine Wheatley
SENT: Sep 30 2003 7:48AM
SUBJECT:


ummm, helga....even pre-operative transexuals probably
should not use the word sassy to describe themselves.
i think there might have been an article in cosmo
about that.

otherwise it was another great newsletter.

i especially liked your i...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 29 2003 4:44PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kgbirdpaul
SENT: Sep 29 2003 4:44PM
SUBJECT:consistancy


Are you genetically perfect? Would you be willing to walk into a gas chamber if it were discovered that your genotype harbored the potential for certain diseases that would cause you to become a burden on the rest of society?
Still, I suspect...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 29 2003 3:59PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Scott Tough
SENT: Sep 29 2003 3:59PM
SUBJECT:


i just wanted you guys to know that i have been hittin your website for about at least 6 months now at least a couple of time a weeks.... you guys are freakin hilarious.... keep up the good work
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Sep 29 2003 9:09AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Moore
SENT: Sep 29 2003 9:09AM
SUBJECT:YOU FUCKING ROCK


Why hello,

I'm MaryJane and i've just read what you wrote in recent liquid
generation..and i just have to say my my, i thougth i was alone!

i 've been trying to convince everyone around me for YEARS that we are
simply weakening our genetic l...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 11:30AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Drunk_Tard
SENT: Sep 28 2003 11:30AM
SUBJECT:Damn!


WOW - let it rip! Totally glazed a quick philosophical discussion. I want to feed the young one eyed cat outside; don't have to, just want to because I can. How would desribe the "fittest"? Physical, intellectual, philosophical? Setting yourself up ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 11:10AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Trish Gregory
SENT: Sep 28 2003 11:10AM
SUBJECT:??


Are you a man?...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 4:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chris
SENT: Sep 28 2003 4:36AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


I applaud your latest newsletter. it doesn't sound like the typical lg thing, yeah? hooray for helga!

- chris...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 4:05AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: thøger hemriksen
SENT: Sep 28 2003 4:05AM
SUBJECT:


dear "Helga the Help".

i've got yourmewsletters in about a month, and ijust wanna say
what in the hell are you talking about?
If monkey wants to give 20$ to a child in Sri Lanka then just let him do it
cos' you don't have to pay 20$ so all t...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 12:25AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: james ellison
SENT: Sep 28 2003 12:25AM
SUBJECT:Gene pool


HOHOHO. I have always held a Darwinist outlook on life and society. Two things for you. Firstly, if you really feel the way you do in your newsletter, then good. I too am tired of supporting the weak and diluting the human race, possibly holding...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 11:25PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: tulasi lovell
SENT: Sep 27 2003 11:25PM
SUBJECT:You Suck.


Sorry to bake this to you, but your newsletter really sucks. This is the
first lg letter i've recieved that just isn't funny. I understand why you
are just the help. Please tell Elmo that I miss her, and tell someone to
stop letting you write ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 10:55PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chuck
SENT: Sep 27 2003 10:55PM
SUBJECT:Should we help?


Hey Helga

I just read your editorial about helping children in third world countries, and I am shocked that someone with your obvious beauty can also be so insightful. I couldn't agree with you more, it is about time someone spoke out loud, w...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 9:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael Brookes-Jones
SENT: Sep 27 2003 9:06PM
SUBJECT:Letter


Helga,

Just read your letter response to Donna.

One word. Awesome!

Cheers

Mike...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 8:52PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ryan Foster
SENT: Sep 27 2003 8:52PM
SUBJECT:


hey dude, just to let you know you're worse then Hitler...course now your
gonna sell my adress to thousands of other sites, but hey it was worth it....CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 8:38PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: James Higuchi
SENT: Sep 27 2003 8:38PM
SUBJECT:Some people


I subscribe to your newsletter and just finish
reading this "Letter of the Week".

I find it funny how hipocriticle today's society is
and how blantently unaware the people are of it. I
have been enjoying the humour on your site for quite...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 7:33PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dekockstv
SENT: Sep 27 2003 7:33PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)


always interesting to read about how some sniveling, whining ,,.'can't take care of my own s***' wants to vent and show how everyone how much of what ther actions are causes their own lack of being a viable member of society. show me, you motherfuck...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 7:31PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Veri, Ted
SENT: Sep 27 2003 7:31PM
SUBJECT:Hello Cutie


Hi Helga,

I get the Liquid Generation newsletter all the time and I must say I have become completely enamored with you cutie. Your blurbs are always intelligent and very funny with references that always blow me away. Not to mention the very ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 5:02PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Elana2love
SENT: Sep 27 2003 5:02PM
SUBJECT:u r a bastard/bitch


I just read the LG newsletter and the stuff you said in it was just plain stupid. Not to mention very insulting. The whole reason why people invented medicine was save lives. so, according to your theories. If u fell down a flight of stairs, u shou...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 3:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nathan Hanshaw
SENT: Sep 27 2003 3:30PM
SUBJECT:letter of the week


Helga, I have been getting LG newsletter for a few months now but never read the letter of the week portion. I read the letter from "Donna" and how she sent a sabotage to her family members. I thought your reply was hilarious. And based on the pi...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 21 2003 2:41PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tammara Coscorrosa
SENT: Sep 21 2003 2:41PM
SUBJECT:RE: Send to Friend


HEY TEDDY I HOPE THAT YOU HAD A GOOD B-DAY I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU PEIRCED YOUR NOSE IT REALLY PUT ME IN SHOCK DOESN'T IT HURT OH WELL WHO AM I TO JUDGE EVEN THOUGH I DONT AGREE WITH BODY PEIRCINGS I STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO TO YOUR BODY...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 7 2003 11:35AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David Martínez
SENT: Sep 7 2003 11:35AM
SUBJECT:Come On!




Come on helga!

I thought you were more inteligent, why do you have to mess Jehova´s Witnesses?

You know, those things (about God, hell, bible etc ) are very serious, So please, think before you write something. I don´t want to reprove you...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 7 2003 11:27AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Catherine Wheatley
SENT: Sep 7 2003 11:27AM
SUBJECT:hilarious.


as always the newsletter was entertaining but i found
that helga gave it a certain added flair. any other
misadventures this adventurous he/shemale should
encounter with the poorly dressed religious would be
greatly enjoyed....CLICK TO READ

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Sep 6 2003 10:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: garry king
SENT: Sep 6 2003 10:51PM
SUBJECT:Re:LiquidGeneration Newsletter Sat, 06 Sep 2003


Helga,
I take exception at your comments on Jehovah's Witnesses, Being one myself.

I agree with the thing about the off the rack suits, but since our work is
voluntary, and at our own expence, is it any wonder. We do the best we can.

As for...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 13 2003 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: TERRYCLOTHE
SENT: Feb 13 2003 6:00PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Dear Skippy, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to decline too. Believe it or
not I'm trying to live my life by the Bible, too! I'll promise to keep you
in my prayers!
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Feb 4 2003 12:37AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: JokeDiva
SENT: Feb 4 2003 12:37AM
SUBJECT:Re: Something alexiousb@ned.org wants you to see...


ok, so i knew something crazy was gonna happen 'cause only men are color blind so I was like this ain't no real test and then i was like something's gonna try to scare me . . . that wasn't enough to keep me from jumping but I knew SOMETHING was comi...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 20 2003 4:08AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Boulstridge, Nick
SENT: Jan 20 2003 4:08AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Mmmh,

I am not normally one to reply to your news letters as on the whole they are genuinely quite cool. Imagine my shock today as I opened my email to find the s*** below. Oh yes here we go US number one. I actually thought you guys were quite ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 19 2003 3:46PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: vdosher
SENT: Jan 19 2003 3:46PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


What a stupid, smart-ass newsletter.

Please take me off your mailing list.

By the way, you should try living in another country for a few years. It
might give you some perspective on the world. This is what it might teach
you:

1. All huma...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 18 2003 4:28PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stephen Anson
SENT: Jan 18 2003 4:28PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Your newsletter had grown tiresome. And your obnoxious response to the unsubscribe button makes my decision all the more definite. Start sending it to me when you have something original to put in the newsletter or when you at least hire a proof r...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 15 2002 10:59AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: John Cruz
SENT: Dec 15 2002 10:59AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


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Dec 10 2002 1:23PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nur Aishah Bte Mohd
SENT: Dec 10 2002 1:23PM
SUBJECT:is this the beginning?????????


Do you know what they addressed you as?
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Dec 3 2002 7:57AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Edwin van Engelen
SENT: Dec 3 2002 7:57AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


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Nov 29 2002 6:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Barbara J. Brotherson
SENT: Nov 29 2002 6:36AM
SUBJECT:Re: Something Sandtigrr@nc.rr.com wants you to see...


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Nov 17 2002 5:44PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Deb Donau
SENT: Nov 17 2002 5:44PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Please remove my name immediately from your mailing list.
I DO NOT WITH to receive this trash.
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Oct 10 2002 4:18PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Gary Leazer
SENT: Oct 10 2002 4:18PM
SUBJECT:remove me from your mail list


Maybe someone from the IBM legal department can help me with my problem.
One last chance to
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Aug 8 2002 6:23AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Temples Gary TSgt 20 LSS/LGQ
SENT: Aug 8 2002 6:23AM
SUBJECT:RE: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


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Aug 5 2002 4:11AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Paul Garcia
SENT: Aug 5 2002 4:11AM
SUBJECT:RE: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


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May 24 2002 8:34AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Schroeder, Christopher
SENT: May 24 2002 8:34AM
SUBJECT:RE: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


This is the second time I have told you to remove my address from your files. I cannot use your "click here to remove" because you are a blocked site. One more newsletter from you and we move to the East Side Union High School District 's legal de...CLICK TO READ

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May 21 2002 7:34PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Schoeppner, Mark L SFC USAREC
SENT: May 21 2002 7:34PM
SUBJECT:RE: Take me off your list now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear LiQUiDGENERATiON,

Although your "P.S." was slightly humorous, the First Amendment states
something to the effect of... No State Legislature or the Congress of the
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