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Jul 7 2004 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: stacy moore
SENT: Jul 4 2004 3:54PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


I understand that everyone has their own beliefs and ways of living life. Thats fine by me,but it doesn’‘t mean I have to agree-with it or like it. When I read your letter I had no problem with your letter, at-least until you brought Jesus in to th...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 2 2004 12:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ELITE KeytabitE
SENT: Jun 26 2004 11:58PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Sup, Helga!
I’‘d just been reading your thoughts on monogamy and other people’‘s replies, then I wanted to add my own opinion, so yea:
I can’‘t say I entirely agree nor disagree with your idea on monogamy, but I think you might support me in the v...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 24 2004 5:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: matthewrhodes911
SENT: Jun 23 2004 6:50PM
SUBJECT:


How dare you say that about Jesus!!!!!!!!! You transexuals are all going to hell to suffer an eternity of pain. Satan might like to fuck you though. You all make me sick. Monogamy is the right way to live. One person. You all think you are two peopl...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 21 2004 11:01AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: saj desilva
SENT: Jun 21 2004 11:01AM
SUBJECT:reply newsletter love


dear whatever your name is,

stop sending me pointless fucking
jank, you thick motherfucking ignoramous. I dont want to hear about your
battle to be a fucking freak with both sets of genitals, who the fuck...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 21 2004 9:52AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Toni Bloom
SENT: Jun 21 2004 9:52AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hello Helga,

I will be celebrating my 27th year of marriage this week. I have had sex with only that one person for the whole time. This is not to say that sometimes I could have strayed but the thought of him being with someone else was so di...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 21 2004 7:45AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rubén Sánchez
SENT: Jun 21 2004 7:45AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I’ll tell you who invented it.

GOD did. How can you compare eating a meal with marrying somebody? That’s non sense...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 21 2004 6:50AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Hellraizor76
SENT: Jun 21 2004 6:50AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Sounds more like your mad at or your blaming the world for being a freak you are unnatural and nature does not let people like you reproduce...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 21 2004 2:20AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cristy Rust
SENT: Jun 21 2004 2:20AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,

I've just read your thoughts in the June 19th issue and have a few things I'd like to point out. You sound like a strong, outspoken person who (unlike the U.S. majority) is not lacking in the intelligence dept. That said, I hope you...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 6:43PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David C. Minchala
SENT: Jun 20 2004 6:43PM
SUBJECT:our day of reckoning


Dearest Helga,

After agonizing for hours about how to open this letter to you, i finally decided: Hi. I realize this is a rather dissappointing product of hours of mental anguish but i remain satisfied nontheless.
I wanted to talk to y...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 6:33PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Donna Holmes
SENT: Jun 20 2004 6:33PM
SUBJECT:Response to Moral Guardians of the World..../


Helga,

I enjoyed reading this past article. Please send more.
I totally agree. I''ve found that having the freedom of choice most fulfilling in my life:0)
Thanks for the words of wisdom.

Sincerely,

Donna BKA: Shawnee :0)...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 5:58PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alex Matchett
SENT: Jun 20 2004 5:58PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter


Dear Helga i just wanted to say that............

No one cares about fucking uglyness or your frucking opinion so just shut up
i mean god shut the fuck up



-your subsriber Crusty...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 4:08PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: KristiV2182
SENT: Jun 20 2004 4:08PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga, You are totally hot! I would love wear your wig. Ang you can have my turban thingy, its from my turban thingy collection, i steal them from cab dryvers and they are in my turban thingy collection,i live turban thingys, please wear my tur...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 3:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: LAJEUNEMATTHIAS
SENT: Jun 20 2004 3:51PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Dumb!


Dear Helga,

All the crap you talk about is Bulls**t, your dumb, and your ugly amd your fat....CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 3:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Samantha Babbie
SENT: Jun 20 2004 3:16PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Thank you for the lovely letter. I dont mind
transsexuals at all. In fact, I''m dating one.. o.o;
Thats odd to say.

Icy.. .;...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 2:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: alex mcatee
SENT: Jun 20 2004 2:00PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I doubt you really answer these, but do you really believe that? There are
many explainations from various sciences that give backing for such
institutions. Elaborate more, I want to understand your argument, because
the one you posed is not c...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 1:23PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rita McMillan
SENT: Jun 20 2004 1:23PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga; I disagree with you completely!!! Some people will do anything to draw attention to themselfs. You''re intitled to your opinion just keep your warped opinion to yourself!! Rita...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 11:15AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: you know my name
SENT: Jun 20 2004 11:15AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


You''ve said what i have been trying to tell people for YEARS,
monogamy isnt natural..... thats why all of these "happily ever after"
mothefuckers are getting divorced and not living so Happily ever After.
Look all around you, are married peo...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 7:53AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Blake Baker
SENT: Jun 20 2004 7:53AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love! Personal rant.


I know I will catch hell for this, but here goes. To the people who don''t get it;

I don''t believe that transsexuals are people who dress differently, or think differently or are "wierd". I DO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE PEOPLE.

What is the big ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 6:52AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: grace roworth
SENT: Jun 20 2004 6:52AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


i think helga you shoud get a god damm life....CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 5:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nicole Stead
SENT: Jun 20 2004 5:36AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hi i think you are really fit would you like to meet up some time you can email me at Mal.stead@virgin.net.

Love Mal

xxx...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 3:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stephen Brooks
SENT: Jun 20 2004 3:54AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


dear helga, i also think that way about marriage, it''s a complete waste of freedom leading only to it''s own destruction, as it shows that this load of manure, well put there love, doesn''t last longer then the first erection, but i can''t say that...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 20 2004 2:31AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Megan Mills
SENT: Jun 20 2004 2:31AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Helga,
You are so funny
"Shove it up ur nose" where esle can u shove it?
bubblegirl...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 10:47PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: marilee d'souza
SENT: Jun 19 2004 10:47PM
SUBJECT:RE: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Dear Helga,
Your an insulting bitch or bastard whatever, being who you are does not give
you the right to insult.
Yep! i was married to an ass**** for 25 years, Just to let you know some
people are not bias, I love all aniamls even you too! ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 9:47PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Angela
SENT: Jun 19 2004 9:47PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,
Please, your a transexual, you don''t even know who you are. don''t give love advice-you suck at it.
As a matter of fact don''t give any advice. Don''t get me wrong, I''ve worked hotels for 10 years I''ve met and worked with all differen...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 7:57PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tim In Edmonton
SENT: Jun 19 2004 7:57PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Ya ya ya we as humans could if provocation occurs be multi partnered (I think it''s a new world) but to what avail? You gota get out there and see what''s up for the offering......Wait a minute, it could be that you have and maybe your taste or your...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 7:03PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Greg Crum
SENT: Jun 19 2004 7:03PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Monogamy, despite its societally reinforced biological advantages to the
species, has its benefits for the lust-laden trannies and other sexually
"deviant" types, as well as for us gender-typical straights. There is the
on-tap nookie, for one...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 6:59PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Janet Kellum
SENT: Jun 19 2004 6:59PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Whoo Hooo, Helga! You rock! I did it because of the need for insurance! WE were quite happy "shaking up" with each other, until I decided to quit my boring, dead-end job and go back to school! The need for insurance was paramount, and the stupi...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 6:57PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Webbjrc14
SENT: Jun 19 2004 6:57PM
SUBJECT:YOUR FUTURE


Dear Helga Jesus died for your sins too. Jesus was born of God. He new know sin. He died for your sin on the cross. He rose again the third day. He awaits for you in heaven. All you have to do is believe in him. Harry Saved by his Grace....CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 6:35PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Penny Schiffer
SENT: Jun 19 2004 6:35PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dearest Helga,
Please keep your crap off my computer!
I would appreciate it. If you''re looking for someone to support your opinion you''re talking to the wrong person. Your whole theory is well....I''ll be polite. Just keep your crappy ideas away...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 6:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Timothy [deleted]
SENT: Jun 19 2004 6:17PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


you, helga,

are a timeless, beautiful, carnivorous moron.

anyone who thinks all the stuff of parenthood is in the spinal cord is
1.) seriously misinformed about neurology, and 2.) a raving fucking
lunatic.

hope chicago manages to stand ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 6:01PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: wrangler
SENT: Jun 19 2004 6:01PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


*This message was transferred with a trial version of CommuniGate(tm) Pro*
Helga,
Please spend a little time reading the Bible....CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 4:26PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Paulo Cesar Barreto
SENT: Jun 19 2004 4:26PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Me and my harem think you''r damn right girl (or boy or whatever)...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 4:20PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robin Coleman
SENT: Jun 19 2004 4:20PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


i respect your views on monogamy - i dont think there''s ONE person you''re supposed to be with for all time either - however, do you really see people as objects as tradeable as books and cars? I hope not...
because while i might date more than on...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 4:13PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kornelfarkas
SENT: Jun 19 2004 4:13PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Dear Freakshow,

I''m curious how you came to this brilliant epiphany? Was it all the crack you''ve been smoking or perhaps weak gene pool you were spawned from. The load of s**t you consider your moral outlook would normally piss me off, but...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 4:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lucas Kruger
SENT: Jun 19 2004 4:06PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


you sick me ......CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 3:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Armando Blasco
SENT: Jun 19 2004 3:51PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Good wrap around for a definition of yourself.
"You don’t deserve the large brain you have up there. Your spinal cord would
do you just fine."
Had to waste few seconds, but was able to interprete what you said. Is it
this the way you make mon...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 3:44PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SCAT715Ok
SENT: Jun 19 2004 3:44PM
SUBJECT:Go girl!


I was wondering the same thing you just talked about, manogamy. I mean, it''s
what i did, and it get''s you hurt most of the time. Because i was loving one
person only, they had a greater timespan and feelings to mess up. If there was
no "rule...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 3:39PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lawrence richardson
SENT: Jun 19 2004 3:39PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I can tell that you have never had a close relationship with anyone because you cursed Jesus and If you ever have a opersonal relationship with Him it will be because he had mercy on your soul to save it from hell . because at this moment you need t...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 3:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nurek Piwo
SENT: Jun 19 2004 3:09PM
SUBJECT:you suck baboon butt


Your last news letter made me sick! Youre an idiot whatever you are.
There is a single reason why people stay in two pearson relationships and
that is JELOUSY you idiot! Now find love of your life and screw around and
see how long that person ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 2:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Linnea Möller
SENT: Jun 19 2004 2:06PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


hello i will not have this hear mail!...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 1:46PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Matthew
SENT: Jun 19 2004 1:46PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,

You make me so moist...

Love,

Matt...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 1:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Idreamsurf
SENT: Jun 19 2004 1:16PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I love you Helga!

Consider your views spread to those stuck in the mundane world of "the relationship" over here in North America.

I know a few people I''m going to forward this to...it''s going to be fun.

You dear sweet sexy Thang, ROCK!
...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 1:10PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Poisoned Heart
SENT: Jun 19 2004 1:10PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


i got LOVE for you. =-)...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 19 2004 12:36PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: AaaaDeLine Fong Shu Mun
SENT: Jun 19 2004 12:36PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Hello helga,

I was just curious, are u a real transexual? or is it a character played
under liquid generation?

Kindest regards,
Adeline...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 18 2004 1:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Juan Boricua
SENT: Jun 18 2004 1:17PM
SUBJECT:RE:


fuck u bitch...i aint bending over 4what...u fucikin gay ass bitch....thats
u and ur mama bitch go fuck u self and shut the fuck up ok...oo and my name
is not juan so go fuck ur self bitch dumb colombian or w/e ur from
ass****... and WTF is PE...CLICK TO READ

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