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Sep 29 2008 5:08PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: jack whiddon
SENT: Sep 22 2008 2:38PM
SUBJECT:fuck the army

So you guys are now a conduit for army recruitment.

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Sep 11 2007 1:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alana Walker
SENT: Sep 10 2007 6:39PM
SUBJECT:Talk about LOSERS!

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Feb 22 2007 7:16PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Feb 18 2007 12:27AM
SUBJECT:Punk Ass

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Feb 8 2007 2:14PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: FAITH
SENT: Feb 8 2007 9:15PM
SUBJECT:well...

STOP SENDING ME EMAIL! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER! THIS IS MY DAUGHTER'S E-MAIL AND EVER SINCE SHE GETS YOUR E-MAIL, SHE STARTS SWEARING LIKE

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Jan 5 2007 10:23PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alex
SENT: Dec 27 2006 7:53AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I’ve tried many times to e-mail you, saying that I did not sign up for this, I don’t know how you got my screen name, but stop sending me letters! I’m too young for this website anyway…STOP E-MAILING ME ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!
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Dec 19 2006 10:22AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: WILLIAM GAUDET
SENT: Dec 16 2006 1:51PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Helga, What the hell happened???? I emailed you back in early November and since have not received

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Aug 23 2006 9:43AM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Aug 6 2006 12:34PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Jun 26 2006 3:00PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jun 26 2006 11:49AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Feb 6 2006 2:42PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Linda
SENT: Feb 5 2006 3:00PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga,

I'm 65 and my husband is 75, how the hell you got our address I do not know but if you don't take me off your mail list I will personally find you and wash your filthy mouth out.

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Jan 6 2006 6:00PM

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Jan 5 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jan 2 2006 3:37PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Jan 3 2006 2:34PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kay Anicker
SENT: Dec 25 2005 12:45PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Jan 2 2006 2:34PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tom Kanas
SENT: Dec 25 2005 5:48PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Dec 2 2005 6:55PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Casey Fryda
SENT: Nov 27 2005 12:35PM
SUBJECT:FW: Invitation From: pablocn2001

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Nov 23 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Nov 5 2005 8:26PM
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Nov 11 2005 4:15PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Nov 8 2005 2:46PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Nov 11 2005 4:10PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Oct 26 2005 5:54AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Your newsletter was sent to my NINE YEAR OLD daughters email address and was not appreciated. In future could you please check who you are sending things out to as these are young children and do not need to be subjected to newsletters like that.
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Aug 19 2005 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Aug 15 2005 7:05AM
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Aug 9 2005 10:08AM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Aug 8 2005 11:33PM
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Aug 5 2005 1:00PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jul 22 2005 5:45PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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Aug 5 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jul 23 2005 12:25PM
SUBJECT:Re: Newsletter

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Aug 5 2005 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Ray@Priceless
SENT: Jul 23 2005 8:46PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I went through your "unsubscribe" process and I don't appreciate your smart fucking mouth.
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Aug 4 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jul 24 2005 10:11AM
SUBJECT:Fw: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

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Jul 14 2005 8:48AM

-----Original Message-----
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SENT: Jun 30 2005 9:32AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

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