Helga's Mail Room

Sep 6 2007 12:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Laura Morse
SENT: Sep 2 2007 5:06PM
SUBJECT:Pro-dog-fighting Newsletter Lacks Research, Wit.

You know, usually I LOVE your newsletter - very witty writing and while I typically LOVE the way you polk fun at different issues - this time you hit a nerve my dear friend.

Actually you really just sound like an uneducated asshole. Yeah, I get...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 5 2007 3:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: E.T.Z
SENT: Sep 2 2007 2:10AM
SUBJECT:Dogs Should Not be Fought but They Can Be Used As Insults

You piece of shit, Vick is a fucking animal, this is America. Go back to that rock you crawled from under!
God Bless America
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Sep 5 2007 3:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sherri Brookshire
SENT: Sep 1 2007 5:15PM
SUBJECT:On the Joys of K9 Companionship

I am no longer amused by you idiots, they should put you up to be used and bred and fought. Only an idiot like you would not know the joys of K9 companionship, and for that I pity you...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 23 2007 11:31AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Carrie Ferguson-Bellew
SENT: Aug 18 2007 6:24AM
SUBJECT:ACCOUNT attacted to [email address]

HI this is Madeline Bellew's mother.

I have made several attempts to speak with someone at your company in regards to the bogus or fake account that was created with my 13 year old daughter's email.

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Jul 10 2007 11:50AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: PaganBear
SENT: Jul 8 2007 1:51PM
SUBJECT:Too much. Way too much. Wheeeeee!

Wow, you guys have made time-wasting an Olympic sport... I just realized I've played at your site for 7 hours and got NOTHING done today. Oh by the way, that's totally not a complaint. I didn't wanna do any of that shit anyway.

Great site... far...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 7 2007 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: GREGGOLFBOY
SENT: Jun 22 2007 11:36PM
SUBJECT:Teabag incident offends subscriber

Dear LG

I just got through browsing your e-newsletter as I do every time I receive it. I was very
shocked by the segment you let in on the boy who got tea bagged at school. This was not at...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 6 2007 7:43PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jessica Smith
SENT: Jun 22 2007 11:36PM
SUBJECT:THATS JUST WRONG AND DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The following video called "Man Without a Face" was on www.Liquidgeneration.com and this was the caption under it:

"Man Without A Face
This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him."

I find that...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 3 2007 1:34PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kathy marrone
SENT: Jul 1 2007 1:00PM
SUBJECT:Jesus Lovers Can't Have Poor GrAmMeR (and spelling)

IN REGARD TO LESLEY'S LETTER AND OUR
LORD JESUS CHRIST:

Your and idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i guess i'm too boring cause this is the last
LG i'll everget. you moron!!!!

kat
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Apr 10 2007 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Melissa Wood
SENT: Apr 8 2007 11:11PM
SUBJECT:When Did Helga Change His/Her Name?

when did you change your name or rather add on to it

Always True

Melissa

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Feb 23 2007 7:47PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Ashley
SENT: Feb 15 2007 5:29PM
SUBJECT:Anna Nicole Obituary

You obituary of Anna Nicole Smith was completely insensitive and inappropriate for a recently deceased mother of two.

How would you like it if you died and someone wrote such insensitive things about you? I know that you think your edgy with all ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 13 2007 2:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Zenaida de la Cruz
SENT: Feb 12 2007 6:10AM
SUBJECT:The Geetha letters

Dear Helga,

Well, to be fair, your attacks on India were uncalled for. You wrote,

And how cute of you to bring India into your pathetic, incoherent argument. What is it that it is good at again? Oh yes, it excelled at being conquered...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 18 2007 11:27AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kenneth Hobbs
SENT: Jan 13 2007 3:24PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Helga,
ebonics a beautiful language? your circadian rhythm is set on African time? Do you honestly believe this? other than native Americans everyone came from another country and many against there will; while not as slaves they still were forced ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 7 2006 9:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lisa Ackerman
SENT: Nov 6 2006 6:14AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hi Helga. I've been missing you. So much has happened in my life since we last messaged. My Mom passed away, then I was in the hospital with diabetes complications. I've been so depressed and lonely, even though I'm happily married with a great ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 7 2006 11:46AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Marinet van Wanrooy
SENT: Nov 5 2006 12:33AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hi.

I get so irritated of people who send LG a letter where they explain in how discusted the get from your stories/opions etc...how they get sick by only reading your collums.

dear people full of s**t: if you all get so offendend, just don't ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 6 2006 11:42AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Butch Holland
SENT: Nov 5 2006 11:15AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I just watched newseverse and the loop music played after it's over is still comeing thru my speakers even after closing my entire browser.Think you my have a technical clitch..ctrl/alt/del would not even fix.Gotta reboot.

I am on cable if that h...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 24 2006 10:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chaos Central
SENT: Sep 30 2006 1:23PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Speaking as a Catholic Canadian Vegetarian, fuck yourself.

I see no point in trying to argue your thoughts as I know to never argue with an idiot. Besides, opinions are like ass****s, everyone has one and they are usually full of s**t.

Hav...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 14 2006 5:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tausif
SENT: Sep 14 2006 12:16PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

helga, should i shave my p***y or leave the hair alone? really would love your imput on this matter. love your advice. read it a lot. thanks.
miss shaved kitty
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Sep 14 2006 10:17AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Breanna Jackson
SENT: Sep 6 2006 3:46PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

THAT'S IT!!!
I am SO SO SO SO SO sick of everyone having a huge go at poor innocent Helga! The fact of the matter is, they care about you're opinions and hate themselves for it, we, the teenager nerds with nothing better to do register to your new...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 8 2006 11:30AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Nemanja Ristic
SENT: Sep 3 2006 12:09AM
SUBJECT:LvoveHate mail

Hi. You have a great web site, and that almost every joke on it crack me up. Keep up the good work. But, one thing. Why do you always answer e mails with sarcazm? Sometimes you are just not right. Is your ego so big that you think that you are alway...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 8 2006 11:30AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: chop suey
SENT: Sep 2 2006 12:24PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Dear Helga,

I’m sorry to tell you, but your writing skills aren't much to brag about. I noticed you wrote a bit about “incompetence” on your last newsletter. Well, It was a horrible story, told by a horrible writer. In fact, it just might have b...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 1 2006 3:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: tori brunsden
SENT: Aug 17 2006 12:22PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

i was doing a colour blid test with my son who is age 5 i was not enpressed to see your advert that came on my screen with a woman who had blood all other her and knives sticking out of her i find this sick a uttly discusting as my son has been havi...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 4 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Joanna Smith
SENT: Jul 31 2006 10:09AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Interpretations with Joanna Smith

Dear Helga Moo-hammed,

What this newsletter says to me is that you have gained weight, probably due to excessive alcohol consumption. It also says you have a big dick and are proud of it. Very good, you should be. It also says that you just b...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 2 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Howard Levine
SENT: Jul 30 2006 12:10PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I've been receiving Liquid Gen for years now.

Your remakes about Israel are highly offensive.

I find it somewhat disturbing you back terrorism.

How many Israelis ran jets into the WTC or the Pentagon on 9/11?

None.

How many Israelis b...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 1 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David Morris
SENT: Jul 29 2006 10:28PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

You are one of those sad types who mistakes cruelty for comedy. Think
you're pretty tought and oh-so outrageous, bullying the disabled kid's mom?
You're not funny, you sick.

fuck you and have a nice day.

James.
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Jul 31 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dillon Fleming
SENT: Jan 1 1900 12:00AM
SUBJECT:helga u fucking suck

hey helga u r a fucking piece of s**t i fucking hate trans because they r fucking gay ass bitches that need a fucking life u on the other hand probably lke fuck guys that u meet at the bar and put wiped cream over ur dick and tell them that u have a...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 12 2006 4:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Geetha [REMOVED]
SENT: Jul 8 2006 4:28AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Dear Slippy,

I have a blog page with Liquid Generation. I have always found you guys entertaining and a place to voice your opinions, likes, dislikes, etc.. However, I am disappointed by the following issue that has recently caught my attention...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 12 2006 9:47AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Catherine
SENT: Jul 7 2006 8:16PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Oh no Helga, please tell me it isn't so. You don't really wear a thong do you? Geez! If so, how are able to put your family jewels and you know what in such a small cramped area? Thats gotta hurt! Ouch! It has to be doing some type of damage too an...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 10 2006 8:17AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kenny dewit
SENT: Jul 8 2006 9:48PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I am Truelly hoping you die before you read this you disgusting peice of fuckin s**t, and I AM going to get you shut the fuck down MOTHER FUCKER!!! To say the things you said to Sancra you fuc kin woman with a DICK shoved up your ass, shows where y...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 5 2006 11:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sandra Willis
SENT: Jul 1 2006 8:43PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I just received the first and last newsletter from
you. The only news is that you are a pure bred fool.
If you were standing in front of me right now I would
kick your ass from here (Long Beach) to Kansas City.
Do you really have such a low int...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 30 2006 9:25AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: IKE
SENT: Jun 13 2006 5:50AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

HI THERE,
I WAS READING THE ARGUMENT THAT YOU HAD BEEN HAVING WITH MR.MOHAMMED AND HONESTLY I THINK THAT U REALLY SCREWED HIM I MEAN THE ANSWERS U GAVE WERE PROBABLY WAY ABOVE THE GUYS IQ I JUST KNOW THAT HE COULD NOT HAVE COPED WITH ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 27 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stacie Doty
SENT: Jun 25 2006 9:24PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

I saw a comment in liquid generation about guys with 'dirty underwear'.

I have 4 sisters and that was a classification of guy/person. The dirty underwear guy/girl.

We would talk about actors.actress...friends/ acquainta...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 11 2006 12:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lavi chhabra
SENT: Jun 3 2006 8:06PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

hii u mother fucker....
u think of conquerin india...jus give it a try...u son/daughter of a bitch or many bitches...hmm how many father u have????i think many....we enjoy ur letter, but u should know ur limits...hey don't forget ur tea party(Bosto...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 10 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael Fleming
SENT: Jun 4 2006 7:57AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Helga! You kick ass! Wow! Finally, a person who understands the erotic attraction of wiping out whole sections of humanity.
I also want to go to war with you. Can the next target be those idiots who keep sending me e-mails that tell me some of...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 8 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steve Stein
SENT: Jun 5 2006 7:46AM
SUBJECT:Thanks for doing an awesome job!

Hey Helga,
Ya know, I've been a student at my university for a few years now,
and it saddens me at how many people are overly stuck in their ways
be it in Political correctness, or religious beliefs or in general
being afraid of change and being...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 8 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Carolina Beltran
SENT: Jun 4 2006 9:25PM
SUBJECT:YoU...!

Hi!

MmMM i just want to say that you are a real prostitute with small boobs...but still a bitch! with is good cuz is the best thing that someone have must tell U!..yeah my english sucks but i don't care thank crappy cow i am not from usa or other...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 7 2006 9:43AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: TRGALLUCCI
SENT: Jun 6 2006 2:07AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

.................."Ethiopia – We have the Great Gatsby. They have a Great Famine. We win. Besides, if they're going to pretend they're starving they should at least try to hide their big fat bellies. "

Oh my god you freakin kill me dead!!!!!!...CLICK TO READ

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May 16 2006 10:27AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Antigone and Lamont
SENT: May 15 2006 9:22AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Howdy down there in MexAngeles... Hey, I'm perplexed. As Mexicans are proof that even the almighty Allah makes gross mistakes, Will Mohammed be publishing a new Spanish version of the Koran in order to keep up with the inevitable Hispanic takeover? ...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 21 2006 4:58PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: P H
SENT: Apr 17 2006 12:00AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I just recently sent out a letter in my email contacts and one was inadvertantely sent to your newsletter address below. The reply is what really burned my ass! (SEE IT BELOW) This is very immature to send a reply like this to someone you don't even...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 27 2006 4:56PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Keyes, Patrick
SENT: Mar 13 2006 6:07AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

You list some of the fine eateries in LA, but no gourmand worth his weight in airplane glue can say he’s in LA until he’s been to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles! There is nothing that does your hung-over stomach quite like a half a fried chicken and a...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 25 2006 7:18AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: catlavall
SENT: Mar 13 2006 8:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Guess what Helga. I got news for ya in regards to the comments you made about your Grandma having alzheimers/dementia. You, my dear, have a 50/50 chance of getting it too. Soooo, I wouldn't be making fun of poor ole grandma like you enjoy doing anym...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 3 2006 6:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lilly Rints
SENT: Jan 29 2006 3:00PM
SUBJECT:To Miss Helga

Dear Helga,
When you were born your mom said she was afraid of you becuase you looked
(and still do) like a hideus monster so she had to feed you with a sling
shot, but with her stupid self she kept missing! So she took the dog to live
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Feb 3 2006 6:03PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Vivick Bently
SENT: Jan 29 2006 2:13PM
SUBJECT:FYI

Dear Helga,

You are a disgrace to all the gay people out there in our universe. You are a loser who has nothing better to do but embarrass the gays and us "regular" people. Stop killing all the new trends out there! YOU ARE RUINING EVERY GOOD LOO...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 13 2006 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Brooke
SENT: Jan 8 2006 4:23PM
SUBJECT:To Helga (the awful poser of a woman)

Dear Helga,
You are a disgrace. You are a terrible excuse of a transexual. I have lots of male friends. Most are soon to be transexuals. And I watch PLENTY of tv and to me, you're a young boy putting on his older sister lipgloss! You are nothing bu...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 4 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: LINDA MOORE
SENT: Dec 31 2005 3:02PM
SUBJECT:Aloha from hell

I just wanted to let you know that you guys cracks me the fuck up,if you EVER and I mean EVER kick my multi-racial body like a bean bag out your community,I'll come over there with my 2 skitzo cats,alcoholic terrier,and my fucked up c**katiel who fo...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 4 2006 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: jesica hurst
SENT: Dec 31 2005 8:52PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Hey ur very kool, ur very cute 4 a gurly man, lol.

~jessi&chris~ we're like really close!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 16 2005 11:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Donnie Ensey
SENT: Dec 11 2005 8:01AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hey, you look like your French look at all that body hair, though im not a vegatarian i do know some places to go to get that aweful belly hair removed, man if you walked through my neighborhood looking like that my buddy's would shave you themselve...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 16 2005 11:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steven Harmes
SENT: Dec 11 2005 9:14AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Hello Helga,
I just recently subscribed to your site. To say the least, It is kinda
refreshing to see that someone out there feels the same way about a lot of
things the way I do. I read a lot of the things from your mailroom and it
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Dec 16 2005 11:36AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: jamie luttrell
SENT: Dec 11 2005 1:59PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

your a hotty...need to come to kentucky sometime and let this sothern boy show you some hospitallity.
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Dec 16 2005 11:31AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bart holland
SENT: Dec 11 2005 6:02AM
SUBJECT:

Great Love it Helga,

A FrReak just like me, kinda cute,nothing personal I love freaks and a serious nutcase myselve.
please bend over and lubricate yourselve, I am in tha mood.
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Dec 16 2005 11:29AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: chuck manola
SENT: Dec 11 2005 4:40AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

HELLO HELGA,& Co.,,,,,, Just wanted to tell ya I only live about 15 miles from that 737 Jet accident last week, n although I usually don't go up that way hardly at all, I was called upon for pick-up by my girlfriend, after her partial Merchants Day...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 21 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David Kemmer
SENT: Nov 16 2005 9:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love! - FROM DAVE - -

I am Hëlgâ-Piérrè, LiquidGeneration’s most riotous uncircumcised, pre-operative transsexual and you are in desperate need of Rioting 101.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

HELGÂ:

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Oct 14 2005 4:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kenneth DSouza
SENT: Oct 7 2005 2:50AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga,

You think your bad, you should quit mate and let some one else worthy take over. How about me? at least I know how to run people into the ground cheat on taxes escape payments so it creates unnessacary havock run rings around the justice ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 1 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mil [my_pec]
SENT: Aug 20 2005 5:46PM
SUBJECT:

fuck off helga !here's your paternal consent : people
give away their sperm for money,nobody makes them do
so,it's their personal choice.too bad you're the
result of a similar procedure,you don't have to pick
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Aug 5 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: France Desmarais
SENT: Jul 26 2005 7:19PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hey Helga....

I have a problem...My name is Michael and I am suffering of a extreme case of anal irritation...I think it's cuz on Michael Jacksons ''Jesus Juce''
after he drank that he became weird and and enterd his brend in my ''smelly chocola...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 28 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mitchell Timm
SENT: Jul 24 2005 5:41PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

I think your mailroom is just a weird way off trying to reach out and touch little boys and girls acting like an innocent little girl who repeatedly tries to make a man out of herself. Sadly I am falling for you. I am a gu...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 21 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Leah49, J.Langston
SENT: Jun 26 2005 12:17AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Ya, are some RUDE ASS BASTURED THATS WHY I UNSICRIBED (and its pretty hard for me too shuve my mounse up your ass when I cant find ya.............
Bye take care naw dont take care I was paid to say that

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Jun 22 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jo Sweeney
SENT: May 31 2005 5:08AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Dear Helga,

Glad you had such a great time in London – with your explosive verbal talents I think you should try Iraq as your next vacation – you could take the mickey out of a country that your ‘magnificent’ nation has already kicked the s**t o...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 16 2005 3:10PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jaclyne Butcher
SENT: Jun 4 2005 10:43PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga,
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Jun 16 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Michael W
SENT: Jun 10 2005 2:06PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom love for Helga

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Jun 15 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Uriah Cleveland
SENT: Jun 8 2005 3:38AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hello my dear Helga . I am making my triumphant return to america , after dominating the russian bedroom all those natasha's love americans . Now I dont know wether it is because we take showers regularly and now how to groom ourselves or if it is ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 14 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Deity
SENT: Jun 6 2005 1:41PM
SUBJECT:Hatemail

Greetings former Queen of Michigan Ave,

I spent the better part of the wee hours last night reading your hate mail, and was genuinely surprised at the level of bile spewed forth by people who willingly hit on a obviously juvenile humour orie...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 13 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: huma khan
SENT: May 30 2005 5:56AM
SUBJECT:importent

dear helga
yopu should not criticize islam i read this letter by arab..... the person is right you should not have bad thoughts on us we are no killer we are going in right way which our Allah has asked us to and also its a fact ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 10 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Trevor Stafford
SENT: May 29 2005 3:25PM
SUBJECT:Yankee doo-doo man-she

"It's a good thing that you also birthed Canada as the bigger, dumber
twin or I would have thought that your imperialism simply passed as
badly as post vindaloo gas."

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Jun 8 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ariel lawson
SENT: May 28 2005 6:57PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

AAH Helga Your such a smart guygirl normaly. How can you call Canada the dumb one? I live in Florida and I still think America sux balls. You know why? Think. They were stupid enough to vote for George Bush... Twice... Now I would say the guy was re...CLICK TO READ

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May 26 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: monroe ficus
SENT: May 8 2005 11:27PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

First of all, girl, you are so clever, healthy, wealthy, and wise (and what a cutie pie smile)!

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May 25 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Amy
SENT: May 1 2005 7:32PM
SUBJECT:hey homeslice

Hey! I was just reading some of your 'hate mail' and I had to laugh! Wow, people get upset over stupid things, eh? As you may have guessed from the Heading I am from Canada, and I just wanted you to know, I am not pissed off at you guys. While I lov...CLICK TO READ

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May 20 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kalina bracco
SENT: May 4 2005 2:16PM
SUBJECT:Hey Baby!

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May 19 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: DaEmmanuelo McCray
SENT: May 4 2005 3:48PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

waz up pimpin what are u getting into how did u get my email adress.Are u going to send more picture to me.Why do you call yourself Helga.Is that your real name.What do u do for a living are u a porno star or something.I mean what really good.How ...CLICK TO READ

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May 19 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Galo85
SENT: May 4 2005 1:32PM
SUBJECT:It took me a week to build up the courage to send you an e-mail

Helga you're so funny! I love reading your newsletters and hate mail!
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May 6 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: travis williams
SENT: May 1 2005 10:15AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

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May 6 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Smith Cpl Spencer L
SENT: May 1 2005 1:27AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Dear Helga the Help,

My name is Smitty and I am a Corporal in the U.S. Marine Corps. I've been getting your newletter for about 8months now and I have to tell you, between yelling at some of the few, the proud, and the dumbass reading the s**t th...CLICK TO READ

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May 6 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Gordon Johnson
SENT: May 1 2005 1:24AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

now I'm not a crazed mother, nor a fat teen aged girl, but i do hope my emails are still welcome. i would just like to thank you for your weekly email of hilarity. i found this weeks letter of the week truly inspiring. i will now work harder than...CLICK TO READ

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May 5 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mel.jenkins
SENT: May 2 2005 3:17AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga gorgeous,

I've just checked out your fashion section, and although your outfits show a lovely physique they're not the most feminine selection for a pre-op transsexual.
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May 5 2005 3:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Engie Ortega
SENT: Apr 30 2005 3:16PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hello Helga:

Holy s**t, that letter was so funny. That lady seriously needs to get laid so bad, hahaha.

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May 5 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rod Freeman
SENT: May 2 2005 10:51AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

If you guys actually made sense or were remotely funny I wouldn't have unsubscribed. You're idiots with the mentality of an eight year old. Piss off.

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May 4 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Trace Grundstrom
SENT: Apr 30 2005 2:42PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

This Mac/PC rivalry crap is getting as old as the East Coast/West Coast stuff. Both have good and bad assets, and both are suited for certain things. I started on PC and now use Mac, which I prefer. I am in film and television and find that it works...CLICK TO READ

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May 4 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rachel W.
SENT: Apr 29 2005 8:16PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

I don't understand why people can say such mean things about you! It only makes them look stupid; which you do a good job of pointing out to them! I find your site, and consequently your opinions, to be an open, honest, and frank loo...CLICK TO READ

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May 3 2005 1:59PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SiskiyouCounty
SENT: Apr 24 2005 12:29AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

HA HA!!! Funny ass s**t man! But you need to spice it up a little...You need more verity, Raciest stuff about Jews, whites, ni**ers, Ar*bs, homose*ual's, and all different kinds of ch*nks. Plus some more sexual humor would suffice.

-Karisa
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Apr 29 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Amber Breeden
SENT: Apr 23 2005 11:09AM
SUBJECT:fuck u! bitch, bastard, cocksucker, dumbass!

hey you he-she are you a man or woman i cant tell! you should stop trying to be a woman. Get over it your not! Have u seen the theropist about ur problem. don't go and tell me i need help caz look in the mirror and u see a sick bastard. up and thats...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Shazade Jameson
SENT: Apr 2 2005 2:41PM
SUBJECT:Rambles?

Dearest Helga
Do people realize how idiot some of their complaints to you are? I think sometimes they'll just send in a moronic letter hoping you'll rip it apart in "The Letter of the Week". Then again, people send hatemail, which, alright, they mi...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 17 2005 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stephanie Ray
SENT: Mar 21 2005 7:03PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

Hi, I Was Surfing The Web For SOme Interesting Sites.. And I Found Liquid generation. Then Helgas Mail Room Caught My Eye, So I decidedd To Check It Out, i read A Few Coments.. And Some People Are Saying Stuff Like "I Hate You" I ...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 14 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: courtney janssen
SENT: Apr 2 2005 12:53PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

OMG darling!!!! I fear this last letter of yours is your outright cry for assasination!!! What in the world?? You are sure to be crucified, now!
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Apr 14 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robin
SENT: Apr 2 2005 6:22PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I don't want you to send me anymore emails, you pathetic, little impotent thing your Mama never wanted nor should have had. Turn your mouthto your Mama and Daddy, two morons who screwed you, and screwed you up bigtime. Sad, sorry little person. ...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 13 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: JOSE HENRIQUEZ
SENT: Apr 3 2005 5:28PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

you are fucking STUPID, don't hate on the pope. you are one of those people who are loners, if you keep screwing around about the pop, i will bug and shut down your website, yes i am a webmaster, you see my email? email me back if you wish to keep y...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 13 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: John Mazzenga
SENT: Apr 2 2005 8:43PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I RELLY ENJOY YOUR SITE BUT I FEEL THAT YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR JOKING ABOUT THE POPE ANS MRS. SCHIAVO. THAT IS PRETTY LOW AND CREUL THAT YOU WILL MAKE FUN OF SUFFERING PEOPLE LIKE THAT. THERE IS A FINE LINE WITH TASTEFUL JOKING AND YOU HAVE DEFINATLY ...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 13 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: NorAdibah 'Dibs' A.Ghani
SENT: Apr 2 2005 8:21PM
SUBJECT:HI

Hi Helga

This was regarding few of the letters sent to you by an offended Muslims. You seem to know, or rather act as if you know quite a lot about the religion. Or so it satisfies you to be making fun of Allah. The problem with the world is, the...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 12 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: D. Miner, Miner Miracles LTD
SENT: Apr 2 2005 10:21PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I appreciate the creative newsletter you have produced for years. However, I truly think you have overstepped the bounds a bit on this one. I am not Catholic but I think the world has lost 2 very wonderful humans and your article was not humorous...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 12 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jess Colacino
SENT: Apr 2 2005 11:53PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

dear helga,
Ive been getting the liquid generation newsletters for a few months now and i wanted to say how much i enjoy them. i really love the 'spin' you put on current news issues eg. the pope and terry shiloe? i read all of your responce to 'm...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 12 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: eileen1265
SENT: Apr 3 2005 1:07AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

That was the stupidest, ill informed, narrow minded piece of garbage I have ever read. What a joke. I suggest you get yourself in for some therapy and be placed on strong medications while being transferred into a group home for the insane.
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Apr 11 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: camila adriana
SENT: Mar 21 2005 3:39PM
SUBJECT:we need to talk

I THINK U R A BITCH WITH NO LIFE, AND U R A LESBIEN

AND U DO ILLEGAL THINGS, WHICH I AM GOING TO REPORT TO THE POLICE

-VICKY
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Apr 8 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: buckey_caveman
SENT: Apr 2 2005 5:58PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Yo! Helga,

I personaly think that for the most part you mundane comentary is somewhat humorous however,when you have the audasity to run down a man as truely great as the "Pope",well that just show the caliber and total lack of inteligence that y...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 7 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Frans Lousberg
SENT: Apr 2 2005 12:51PM
SUBJECT:Dear man wife

Don't pick on lesser beings, everybody knows The Netherlands is the country
where the actual intelligent beings come from, and not from Morocco,
allthough their man wives do look better then you do, but who's watching
that.

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Apr 7 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Edward Flynn
SENT: Apr 2 2005 12:40PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Your cynical sarcasm concerning the Pope is a total sign of your ignorance and cruel heartlessness. Although I am not a deeply religious person, I was really offended by your sad attempt to be humorous about this situation. Fuck you Helga !

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Mar 30 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: tiffany barnes
SENT: Mar 18 2005 7:00AM
SUBJECT:whats up

hey this is tiff i have a Q: i think im i love and im not shure if i should bc we was ''going out''

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Mar 29 2005 10:14AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Hannah
SENT: Mar 14 2005 5:03PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

ur a stupid he/she gay ass pervert. u need a life. can u find a simple gender of go off and get killed cause you are an embarrassment to all genders of all races. YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING OFF ABOUT OTHER RACES!! if u want to do this make a website w...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 23 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mermaid Girl
SENT: Mar 11 2005 4:17PM
SUBJECT:Hey Darhling!

Hey Hel!
I have been reading all this stuff about Lindsay Lohan in Star and Us and all those trashy magazines that I am addicted to, and I dunno what to think of her anymore! Do you like her? And do you think her boobs are real?

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Mar 22 2005 2:24PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga The Help
SENT: Mar 21 2005 12:00AM
SUBJECT:LaCie 300875 1 TB Bigger Hard Drive Sucks Ass

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I typically am so infuriated by the purchase of as pathetic a product as the LaCie 300875 that I would never provide the courtesy of such a note to the retailer, however, so impressed was I with the simplicity of your return process ...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 17 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: AKINSOLA Nurudeen Olusola
SENT: Mar 6 2005 6:50AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

SHOW MORE OF YOUR STUFF!

"There is no compulsion in religion" (Quran 2:256) "Shall I seek other than God as a source of law, when He revealed THIS BOOK FULLY DETAILED? (Quran 6:114)
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Mar 16 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stijn Dehenau
SENT: Mar 5 2005 5:15PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Dear Helga,

I love you. I live in Belgium, can you find any reason to pick onto my
country?

Are you a democrat or a republican?

Yours,

Stijn Dehenau
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Mar 15 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: The Suckermonkey
SENT: Mar 5 2005 1:21PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Oh, Helga!

I absolutely adore you. Thank you so much for the
poem in the last newsletter. It made me feel like it
was written just for me.

You probably don't remember me, but I wrote you once
before and I am beautiful. If you need any ti...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 11 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: venky x
SENT: Feb 27 2005 3:52AM
SUBJECT:just a feedback mail

hi helga,

i reached 'helga's mail room' while surfing aimlessly
and started reading your correspondence. the first
one i randomly clicked was hate mail by 'geetha' about
vegetarianism, and your replies. (i read the whole
thing!). then i re...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 9 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Angel Van Ord
SENT: Feb 27 2005 3:27AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga,
These people are right..........you really do need to go to hell..........s**t your a whore too.Canada is not a bad place,but to you,im sure it is.I know i live in America but GOD DAMN,talking about Canada like that is just fucked up.........CLICK TO READ

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Mar 8 2005 9:15AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Charles Hutchinson
SENT: Feb 27 2005 3:12AM
SUBJECT:Stupid people

Hey Helga,

How's it going? I'm not sure if this has become a message board or actually is just a public display of personal e-mails, but this is addressed mainly to everyone except you Helga, mostly because it's a criticism letter. You're perfe...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 7 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Timothy [censored]
SENT: Feb 25 2005 10:39PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

is this you?

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Feb 25 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jay
SENT: Feb 16 2005 9:19PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dude!
First of I all I wanna thank you guys for the liquidgeneration stickers - I am in the process of late night covert operations in sticking them on cop cars, churches, old bald dudes in the mall, and even on the AOL hell call center building wh...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 24 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: BlOnDeY Frost
SENT: Feb 14 2005 6:40PM
SUBJECT:FUCK U, TRANNY

U stupid bitch, I had enough of you. Making fun of Canada is wrong, cuz it's just as good of a country as the US. I know this because i'm not an ignorant transexual like you. I have pride, and I won't let a slutty he-she disrespect my country, so fu...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 23 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kelsey Atkinson
SENT: Feb 14 2005 11:33PM
SUBJECT:IMPORTANT

I don’t think you should be making fun of Canada just because we don’t like to fuck around with guns and kill people ,because we can... you guys need to lay off Canada and chill the fuck out, your just jealous because were mostly outgoing, caring, h...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 21 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Misty Lambert
SENT: Feb 17 2005 6:42PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I just wanted to say that I've read some of the mail you get and don't understand..........Almost all of liquid generation is disrespectful in some way.......that's the fun of it..........If you people are so offended stop reading the dayum thing......CLICK TO READ

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Feb 17 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Aline .....
SENT: Feb 7 2005 9:53PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Listen you little prick, after reading how you get a bunch of hate-mail in your newsletter today, I actually felt a little bit of pity towards you and was willing to write you a nice little letter but then I read you answer to this week's letter I f...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 16 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bill Locke
SENT: Feb 6 2005 9:13PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hey!

Unlike most of your pseudo-intellectual, hippie, talk-a-lot-yet-do-little, complacent, worthless readership, with no productive means of rebellion other than to get a dumb newsletter and buy the latest Blink 182 album, I actually think about...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 15 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Shelby Smith
SENT: Feb 5 2005 10:20PM
SUBJECT:

Okay I doin't have a problem with Canda or wherever you're from and you shouldn't have a problem with our contry. You are such a fucking bitch to say that about us you have no idea what our county's like so shut the fuck up if i could i woud go over...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 14 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Katerina Zannis
SENT: Feb 5 2005 5:48PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I cant belive you ignorant people. Canada is a great country and deserves the respect of other nations.So what if we are peace keepers? we ask questions first unlike the other countries, and i hate stupid fucking people who think there better then u...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 11 2005 2:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Emily Ferguson
SENT: Feb 6 2005 2:54PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

You know Helga,

Coming from a self-proclaimed bisexual, you've got to sometimes wonder why
you're so proud of a country that prefers the smell of gunpowder and nukes
to the thought of two dudes kissing. "NUKE THE HOMOS!!!" - Oh yeah, and who...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 11 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Andrew
SENT: Feb 5 2005 4:46PM
SUBJECT:READ THIS (about 100 training exclamation marks)

CANADA ROCKS, AMERICANS ARE IRRAGANT, IGNORANT, AND THINK THAT USA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER. WHY NOT JUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF THATS THE WAY U FEEL. AMERICA SHOULD RESPECT OTHER COUNTRIES AND THERE CULTURES. AND YOU SAY THIS ABOUT OUR COUNTRY, HOW...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 10 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cory Smith
SENT: Feb 5 2005 2:56PM
SUBJECT:Canada vs. USA

We have possibly the most boring, passive armed forces in the world.
But that means we're not in the top ten "need to nuke" lists.
So yeah, your bigger, stonger, way poorer, and need a new boss;
we like to play hockey, drink beer, and yell at peo...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 10 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Iain Drennan
SENT: Feb 5 2005 2:19PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

hi helga,
that was kidna mean, making fun of Canada like that, just remember we did
win the war of 1812 against you... and it was your own stupid president who
initiated it, if my memory serves me correct, that war would have been
avoided if...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 3 2005 6:05AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tessa Marino
SENT: Jan 22 2005 7:23PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

omg, you're the greatest, everything you say is just awesome! Will you be my
shopping buddy, all my friends can be real bitches! You will have a better
taste in guys then they do too, and better advice! Keep on adding to your
site! It never gets ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 3 2005 5:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lisa K
SENT: Jan 31 2005 2:22PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

fuck whoever at LG hates Canada!!! fuck YOU!!! CANADA BEATS YOUR GUY'S ASS ANYDAY SO fuck YOU!!

Girl with a problem with people who diss Canada!!!
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Feb 2 2005 5:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: sanis
SENT: Jan 31 2005 6:23AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

U AIRHOLE!! BIG FREAKIN BITCH!!! HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OF ISLAM!!! U fuckIN RACIST!!! A**HOLE!!!
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Feb 1 2005 5:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Terry
SENT: Jan 30 2005 4:58PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

OK, everything on LG is mangled this week. Especially The Movie Poster games, it’s showing posters from this week, but all the clues and such are from Christmas movies. What the hell is going on?!

Erin
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Feb 1 2005 6:20AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mariel García M.
SENT: Jan 23 2005 12:12AM
SUBJECT:Not a complaint, but an explanation.

Greetings, dear Helga, or anyone who is there reading this.

I'm a big fan of the webpage, because you have the balls to go and say what you think. That is pretty admirable, but I think you are taking this too far.

I am Mexican. What would you ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 31 2005 6:20AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Wade Taylor
SENT: Jan 22 2005 8:22PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I once farted so hard the vibrations from the chair rendered me impotent for a week. Serously. They still tingle sometimes.

I once beat a frog to death with it's own leg too. It made the oddest sounds.

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Jan 27 2005 6:05AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Roxy Blum
SENT: Jan 22 2005 6:43PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

k hi what kind of room is this? i read youre stuff well i thiught it was kinda funny! but whats the deal? e-mail me back and tell me okay!...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 26 2005 4:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jenny
SENT: Jan 21 2005 8:27AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hi,
Thanks for your week letters.

But I can’t accept some views of yours. Maybe because I am a Chinese, Asia people whose culture background is different from yours. However, thanks for your week letters. When I have time, I will read them, It ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 20 2005 6:21AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Deanna LaPlante
SENT: Jan 1 1900 12:00AM
SUBJECT:Canada

Helga, you might want to do your research a little better before making harsh comments about your neighbors. Canada is actually donating over $425 million to tsunami relief, and with a population only 1/10 of the United States. If you're going to ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 19 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: tiffany barnes
SENT: Jan 11 2005 4:22PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

omg ur hilarious u make me laugh so much and hard i almost pissed my self well i have a question what should i do about this boy ilike he likes me i think but he just broke up with his girlfriend but i dont care i dont even know who she is so what...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 18 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Emil Dantzer
SENT: Jan 9 2005 12:19AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Hey Helga I read the mail from crying bitch Mitch and I just wanted to say that LG still is funny but unfortunately not as funny as it used to be. “Suck my news” and your mailroom is the funniest parts I think but all your new games suck. Sorry to s...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 18 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mindy Larson
SENT: Jan 11 2005 9:01AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Who is this sending me s**t when they don't know me or who i am if you have to put a fake name then u must put on a front to everybody you meet so why don't you get your fucking fat ass of you computer chair an go take a damn shower because you st...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 17 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Luvuonce
SENT: Jan 9 2005 12:19AM
SUBJECT:Hey Allah ( I have a coment ) I think....

Dear Sir/Madman

I can't believe that people are actually upset

about the Hey Allah song. It's a joke, it was

meant to be funny, & if i may say so I almost

pissed my pants. If you're coming on to

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Jan 17 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: gravity_girl
SENT: Jan 9 2005 5:42AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

helga yo ass has nerve lol how u sit on ur lazy ugly fat ass talking about others when your ass is fat urself and girl i swear ive seen drag queens look better than u dog! lol and ur ass probabley would be to scared to get on a trendmill ur ass woul...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 16 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: courtney janssen
SENT: Jan 9 2005 10:14AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Hey there you transgendered hottie... I was in awe re: the last newsletter.
I must admit.. I read all of your letters, and there has never been quite the tone that this one had. You must be really pissed... it was about your issue with the New YE...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 15 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Donald Kirson
SENT: Jan 9 2005 11:52PM
SUBJECT:Please consider children . . .

My 6 year old daughter, who adores the Care Bears, was stunned when we clicked on the evil carebears link and before I could do anything about it we saw her favorite one (the blue one) shot dead with blood pouring
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Jan 13 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chris Christensen
SENT: Jan 9 2005 11:08AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

quit e-mailing me. i'm tired of your faggot bulls**t and all the whining. i'm a biker who loves tattooing and the art, but your e-mails have to do with niether, i do not find them funny or entertaining.so fuck off!!!...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 12 2005 10:15AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Anne Williams
SENT: Jan 8 2005 7:06PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Re: "Who'd You Rather?"...you said the US pledged $350 million and Canada only $80 million, "which is why Canada still sucks". The US amount (updated to $432 million) works out to a paltry $1.47 per capita, and Canada's to $2.46 per capita. US ha...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 6 2005 10:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: joe conner
SENT: Dec 20 2004 9:55PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

I do not appreciate your trash. Please remove my name from your e-mail list. Trash is trash, to use trash talk to a person who never even requested your communication borders on trash. So stop sending me any more TRASH. have a blessed CHRIST Mas. F...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 17 2004 10:26AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Amy D. Long
SENT: Dec 16 2004 10:26AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

Helga,

It's been a while since we corresponded. I sense from your newsletter missive, that you have some holiday-related tension. Get a full-body massage, my friend. It will do wonders for your complexion, among other things -- depending, of...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 1 2004 6:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Santamaria, Natalia
SENT: Oct 20 2004 9:02PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

Again, I can only be forced to respond to this tyranny of emails from our Indian Vegetarian friend. I absolutely love it when people profess to be so intelligent, and yet their obscene ignorance becomes so apparent in their obvious ...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 15 2004 4:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Akshat Prasad
SENT: Oct 10 2004 12:09PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

The comments made in the newsletter regarding india were offensive in nature and i take strong exception.
You would do well to make sure such offensive material isn't published again.

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Oct 13 2004 6:28PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Aja Devoll
SENT: Oct 10 2004 1:22PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Helga,

Hey Bitch! (Greeting in the style of the Lady Chablis)

The sense of irony within your writing, I fear, is lost on some. But not on me.
I appreciate the time I've spent reading your mail. Some of the things you've written I find controv...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2004 6:38PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kayle Allen
SENT: Sep 20 2004 7:53PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,

It it a crime if you smell your own farts?Or if you try to hump your dog? I just thought I might ask, I am a little worried. Please reply I really need some answers....CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2004 6:38AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Linda Rouzan
SENT: Sep 19 2004 4:55PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom

Dear Helga,
You are absolutely fabulous (to quote a famous P-S-B's song, and a really great British sitcom). You don't have to post this if its not postworthy, I just had to let you know....
xxxooo,
Linda R....CLICK TO READ

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Sep 17 2004 8:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: stephen krzyzczuksr
SENT: Sep 13 2004 8:08PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!

I truly don't know what to think of you.When I read of your transgender operation and the fact you're the proud owner of real (womanly sized) tits, I was turned off. Now that I've read your retort to the welfare receiving, entitlement expecting B...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 15 2004 2:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: x aLi
SENT: Jun 8 2004 12:50AM
SUBJECT:ratings for liquid generation

Liquid Generation Ratings:

The hi...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 9 2004 3:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lexi mexi
SENT: Jun 5 2004 6:58PM
SUBJECT:HELP

whenever i smoke so much weed that i pass out i have dreams about you where
we're making nasty and disturbingly kinky love when all of a sudden you
start to hiccup. neither of us can stop them and then i blow up. i dont know
if you hav a histo...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 4 2004 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: WMaK9
SENT: Jun 2 2004 6:05PM
SUBJECT:

Dear chode-eater sweaty balls McHelga,

Just because you’‘re obese, doesn’‘t mean you should mock fat people. I mean, I realize that it’‘s problematic living with the fact that your 600 lbs heavier then everyone else, and I understand that when ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 2 2004 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Amber Smith
SENT: May 26 2004 7:07AM
SUBJECT:

Helga,

Who are u to judge fat people u are a chick with a d**k !

fuck judge not yet ye be judged first keep it real

Big and Beautiful
...CLICK TO READ

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May 29 2004 3:02PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dan M.
SENT: May 23 2004 11:29AM
SUBJECT:Unsubscribe Screwed up!

Your unsubscribe doesn't work, it just goes to an error page. Also the reason why I am finally unsubscribing, is mainly due to this last newsletter. Making fun of fat people is kind of...Junior High isn't it? I mean if Junior High is the target audi...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 27 2004 11:31AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Chloe
SENT: Apr 27 2004 11:31AM
SUBJECT:-life is a fucking curse-

i have never e-mailed you before but i thought id give it ago...........my life has gone wrong in everyway possible
1. my dad choose money over me.
2.my grandma,s a fucking control freak!
3.my uncles just died!
4.im being bullied.
5.my best fri...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 25 2004 10:58PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: jennifer perea
SENT: Apr 25 2004 10:58PM
SUBJECT:hot chick

Helga you would be so much hottier if you would to shave all your hair off your chest. Once you do that give me a call.

~tony...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 24 2004 10:18PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: GRIMM REAPER
SENT: Apr 24 2004 10:18PM
SUBJECT:waaaassssssuuuuuppppppp.......

DEAR LIQUID TEAM
I AM WRITING THIS E-MAIL TO ALL THE LIQUID TEAM,
TO SAY A VERY BIGG THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME AND EFFORT IN YOUR WEB PAGE
I THOUGHLY ENJOY CHECKING OUT YOU SITE WHEN I'M BLUE OR WANT TO KILL SOMEONE OR TAKE THEIR SOUL AND I REALL...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 4 2004 12:45AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David C. Minchala
SENT: Feb 4 2004 12:45AM
SUBJECT:alright smart guy

Dear Helga,

First, I'd like to point out I have a genuine respect for what you do. Idiots are America's most abundant natural resource and one should never squander the opportunity to put one in its place... preferably in the grill of my ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 3 2004 7:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lisa Advocat
SENT: Feb 3 2004 7:17PM
SUBJECT:u have got to read this

smart plan but really fucked up i donno its just really weird to do that i mean first of all why do it MJ style?? there is a reson that they call him Wacko Jako lady and taking advantige of ur kids is a stupid idea dumn ass when u grow old and bitte...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 1 2004 8:21PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lori Davidson
SENT: Feb 1 2004 8:21PM
SUBJECT:Pro-creation

Helga, I too am a he/she. I want to pro-create aswell, so here's what I
suggest: You be a woman, because you'd look better in a skirt, and I'll be
the man, because I don't want to get fat. I think this would be a great
arrangement. You look li...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 22 2004 7:50AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SuckaAss
SENT: Jan 22 2004 7:50AM
SUBJECT:HELGA-MARIE!!!!

Joseph, wife of Mary, but not biological father to Jesus!!! How are you doing? Gettin' the ladies(and gentlemen) I hope. I just can't get over how hot you are, when we were together, everyday was amazing, but now that we are apart I can no longer go...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 6 2004 6:40PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sarah Wilson
SENT: Jan 6 2004 6:40PM
SUBJECT:whooo

Helga,

You are so damn sexy... err... even though i'm not sure if you're a girl or boy---but you are rape'a'ble!! YAY!!!! (monkeydance)

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Jan 6 2004 7:12AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: r0x0rz
SENT: Jan 6 2004 7:12AM
SUBJECT:Hello. =)

Dearest Helga,

I'm pretty new to the LG site, but I like what I've seen so far. One thing, or should I say, one person, in particular. That person would be you Helga.

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Jan 3 2004 11:29PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: tbaker367
SENT: Jan 3 2004 11:29PM
SUBJECT:Smut

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Jan 3 2004 5:28PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: RWooleyN
SENT: Jan 3 2004 5:28PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)

Dear Helga,

You are hilarious. I was reading your weekly newsletter and I got to the bottom where the freak wrote about the tweezers and what to do with them blah blah blah..............Your response was great. He probably doesn't even know wh...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 12 2003 12:08PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Balazs, Mitch SN
SENT: Dec 12 2003 12:08PM
SUBJECT:I support your recent newsletter

Dear Helda the hump,

As a lover of the arts, and a devoted follower of the nature of the
world organizational cult practice, I honestly say that those present in my
company shall be that of graceful beauty. Helgo, you are a beautiful and
del...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 11 2003 10:43PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Larry Monteer, Jr.
SENT: Dec 11 2003 10:43PM
SUBJECT:Not Hate Mail

My Dearest Helga,

I have to thank you. Thank you soooo very much, you and all of the Liquidgeneration team; for making me laugh as hard as I have ever laughed in my life. Please do not ever stop your site or newsletters. Praise the sweet...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 3 2003 10:22PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ~Jeff~ Hughes
SENT: Dec 3 2003 10:22PM
SUBJECT:

Dear Helga,

I have recently been exposed major embaressment or whatever, it all happened one day i was sitting in class when all of a sudden i farted right in the middle of class, i tried to act like i didnt hear it but every boy in the clas...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 2 2003 3:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Andrew Carson
SENT: Dec 2 2003 3:27PM
SUBJECT:Advice about my friend Tom...the computer nerd...

There's a guy at school named Tom. He's a pretty smart kid, and all around our school, he is known as a computer nerd, and also, the one who wears the suit. Tom, as I heard, is a pretty cool guy, but the problem is...grrrrr..i can't get him to los...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 25 2003 3:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SuckaAss516
SENT: Nov 25 2003 3:54PM
SUBJECT:shoo girl!!!

Well my sweet sexy helga, hows it going? WOWZERS!!! I sure do love muffins! I just had a cupcake though. While not a muffin, it was rather muffinesque. What are your feelings on muffins? Love them, or do you hate them? Or perhaps just a happy medium...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 25 2003 1:52PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga The Help
SENT: Nov 25 2003 1:52PM
SUBJECT:Your Rather Submission

Hi Voluptuous,

We cannot stop thinking about that picture you uploaded. Can you send us one without the top?

Love,

Helga...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 19 2003 5:35PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: KEVIN GORMAN
SENT: Nov 19 2003 5:35PM
SUBJECT:Ass

My ass smells bad do you have a way to fix it ?...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 13 2003 2:49PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Fänzi
SENT: Nov 13 2003 2:49PM
SUBJECT:

Hi sexy Helga!!!
We're real fans of you! At night we can't sleep without your picture under our pillow.
You're a big example!!!
Please tell us how we can become so beautiful and sexy like you!!!
Love,
Schnuggi 1&2...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 12 2003 11:03PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Megan Ball
SENT: Nov 12 2003 11:03PM
SUBJECT:I love you

Hi Helga,

Is "Helga" actually the name you chose for yourself? It's nice but it just doesn't seem as feminine as you deserve. I would have chosen something like "Rose" or "Belle". Something that conveys the true, defining beauty that you possess...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 12 2003 3:03PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: MarketMyAngst
SENT: Nov 12 2003 3:03PM
SUBJECT:(no subject)

OH MY GOD WEEERRDD DAWG, u iz like the oph spring of like richard simmons and that other bitch nmed roseanne. oh my gawd, you fat stupid thing f***! AHHHHHHHH.
its like they are both gay so it hahahha they testtube with the baby in the office!
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Nov 11 2003 11:09PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sarah Cat
SENT: Nov 11 2003 11:09PM
SUBJECT:better pic take 2

Helga,

you know, I've been thinking about it, and I
don't care if you are a man or a woman - I'd
still love to make out with you. Here's another
pic. I'm trying to be sexy, tell me what you think.

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Nov 9 2003 2:06AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Hattthomas
SENT: Nov 9 2003 2:06AM
SUBJECT:color blindness test

I thought I found a serious color blindness test for my 6 year old daughter in Google,
and now I have a 6 year old daughter with nightmares, really funny -huh? I bet you have some really stupid response too.
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Nov 8 2003 12:04PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jared Squire
SENT: Nov 8 2003 12:04PM
SUBJECT:here is my problem

I have a problem ... its pretty huge too.

Reese's peanut butter cups do not contain enough of that smooth and creamy
peanut butter filling. This both annoys and perplex's me. I mean, sure there
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Nov 6 2003 7:07PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: CRlsSytInA
SENT: Nov 6 2003 7:07PM
SUBJECT:

i just wanted to know ifyou were gay?? I wouldn't hold it against you.....

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Nov 6 2003 6:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: TOOKOOLDEVIN
SENT: Nov 6 2003 6:50PM
SUBJECT:

who in the hell are you!? do you know this email is going to a young child. you are a fucking pervert, and i am turning you over to the fbi
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Nov 4 2003 9:45AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cady Spraakman
SENT: Nov 4 2003 9:45AM
SUBJECT:I love you

heyy helga ,

i want to go with you to my bed...

because you really funny cool and tasty.

i want to kiss you... how can i do that ???
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Nov 4 2003 12:07AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Erika
SENT: Nov 4 2003 12:07AM
SUBJECT:

Helga,
it always amazes me when someone as seemingly intelligent as you are shows such complete ignorance and lack of compassion for the rest of the world not born of privilege. you say that America has never been an imperialist nation...have you ...CLICK TO READ

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Oct 26 2003 3:52PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Katfemfatal
SENT: Oct 26 2003 3:52PM
SUBJECT:hmm.. helga help!!!

Helga,
HELP, im blonde am i seem to be slow!! Is it really true that blondes are SLOW? It annoys me that if someone tells a joke i dont get the point till 10 minutes later! what could this be?

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Oct 20 2003 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: hutchinsr812
SENT: Oct 20 2003 12:00AM
SUBJECT:hey sexy

hi there, I'm Ryan

I'm 20 years old, and I'm a closet crossdresser....u wanna e-mail me back or even phone chat for fun.. ;)

kisses'
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Oct 19 2003 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: daemon6vi6550
SENT: Oct 19 2003 12:00PM
SUBJECT:

i have a problem you can post in your flippin mailroom, how is it that creepy people like you are on the lg team, while truly gifted people such as myself are not?
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Sep 27 2003 11:02PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steel
SENT: Sep 27 2003 11:02PM
SUBJECT:Whoa!

Your rant is right. But if I may, I would like
to point out a few flaws.

First ( don't ya just love an alliteration done
through punctuation?), evolution is a long
time and methinks you've been sucking
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Sep 27 2003 10:14PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: fred anderson
SENT: Sep 27 2003 10:14PM
SUBJECT:Cute Idea: Resonse to newsletter

Your idea is nice in theory, but its logic is that of someone with the
intelligence of a three year old. The thought of me being able to help
someone survive another day on this planet if they wish is what keeps me
going from day to day. Jus...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 9:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alexandra Lomo
SENT: Sep 27 2003 9:06PM
SUBJECT:Grrrrrrr

Helga the "Help"

That was the biggest load of offensive crap I've ever read. The fact that you seem to think you have the answer to the world's poverty & death issues is sad enough without you expressing them in public. Most Third World countri...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 7 2003 7:57AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: samuil simeonov
SENT: Sep 7 2003 7:57AM
SUBJECT:

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Aug 26 2003 5:40PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stefan Dubbelman
SENT: Aug 26 2003 5:40PM
SUBJECT:RE: Regarding one of the links on liquidgeneration site that should be removed now, not tomorrow

Hello,

I do not know who of you that are responsible for this link:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp

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Feb 1 2003 2:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jerry Hauppa
SENT: Feb 1 2003 2:27PM
SUBJECT:RE: Something virgil@hell.com wants you to see...

i fucking hate you dude. seriously. like i dont have nightmares enough already. just got back from work and i wanted to nap between shifts and its not gonna happen now. that was the worst one yet. i was all hmm i cant see a number here, let me ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 25 2003 7:33PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jason Pick
SENT: Jan 25 2003 7:33PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATH!!!! NOW
STOP FUCKING E-MAILING ME THIS "newsletter" IS THE STUPIDEST MOST USELESS
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Jan 18 2003 10:01PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Dani Tridente
SENT: Jan 18 2003 10:01PM
SUBJECT:RE: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

Oh my god! You're such a d**k! I can't believe that you actually think you,
americans, are so god damn powerfull you can't be destroyed by any one else.
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Dec 23 2002 10:37AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rob May
SENT: Dec 23 2002 10:37AM
SUBJECT:RE: LiquidGeneration Newsletter_NEVER SEND ME A NEWS LETTER AGAIN_ TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR LIST NOW

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Dec 4 2002 4:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: David Benner-johnson
SENT: Dec 4 2002 4:17PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

Hi again, im not a phsyco! Im just on my period, yes i have a beaver, and a hot dog! But thats none of your concern! But you said you wanted me to share my ladies boobs? OOOOhhh no, there all for me!!!
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Dec 2 2002 4:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stacy Shermer
SENT: Dec 2 2002 4:05PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

Tell me please...Why is it when men have a cold or the flu they are on their death bed? I work in an office and I find it pretty funny when any of the guys get sick, not only do they sound sick, they walk different and they are so miserable they us...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 30 2002 12:50PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: SHELLEY RILEY
SENT: Nov 30 2002 12:50PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter

we never subscribed to this-- i would tell you where to shove your mouse, but i love animals too much-- do not email us again-- sites like this should be outlawed-- kids are defenseless against sites like yours
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Nov 29 2002 7:05PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Simone-Jacqueline
SENT: Nov 29 2002 7:05PM
SUBJECT:Re: Something Zitheroid7@aol.com wants you to see...

Dear Alexander,
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-----Original Message-----
FROM: Snoop Dogg
SENT: Nov 12 2002 2:05PM
SUBJECT:RE: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter

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Aug 16 2002 1:31PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Oglesby, Nathan S.
SENT: Aug 16 2002 1:31PM
SUBJECT:Axe

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May 22 2002 1:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: LINDA DAMHUIS
SENT: May 22 2002 1:51PM
SUBJECT:Remove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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