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Oct 28 2009 4:17PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Oct 28 2009 4:17PM
SUBJECT:Michael Jackson Obituary




HE lived the life of Peter Pan
HIS life HE filled with toys.
Shared HIS home with Chimpanzees
And HIS bed with grade-school boys.

Against genetics most of us
Are impotent and flaccid.
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Oct 30 2007 1:38PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
SENT: Oct 30 2007 1:38PM
SUBJECT:Howto Guide to School Shootings


With all the Columbine-style school shootings making the headlines, I cannot help but marvel at the stupidity of the children orchestrating these stunts. It’s kind of like watching a non-stop rerun of the Road Runner where you want to tell the idiot...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 6 2007 1:01PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Daniel Yeomans
SENT: Jun 5 2007 4:29PM
SUBJECT:selling out


LG,

I cannot believe that you guys are being sponsored by the US army. There's selling out, there's selling out and there's that. I cannot imagine a worse company to prostitute your site to, even Mc Donalds would leave you with more credibility! ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 16 2007 4:18PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: kathryn fabian
SENT: Jan 14 2007 8:05AM
SUBJECT:COMMENT ON MLK NEWSLETTER


In response to your comments in the Martin Luther King Day newsletter:

Ebonics, when considered linguistically is in fact a language, with its own grammatical rules and function. Any linguist will be happy to share that the negative connotation ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 15 2006 9:04AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Catherine
SENT: Sep 10 2006 8:57PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

Hello. How's Caley treating you? I'm from Chicago and I know you have to be missing it. Anywhoo, I'm writing in regards to Nemanja Ristic's letter to you. Don't change a thing Helga. We love ya just the way you are. Thank God only a ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 14 2006 10:54AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: jedidja farahnaz
SENT: Sep 8 2006 9:16AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


hi there
i must say i really enjoy these e-mails
and it brings me on ideas
you know i live in holland
close to amsterdam
and if you like you can start a collum at here
and why not take a visit at my city
i know you r gonna like it here
i mus...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 10 2006 11:39AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jonathan Schoenlein
SENT: Dec 9 2001 3:30PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


Hi,

I'm not exactly sure how you guys got my e-mail address (Probably my brother gave it out). I have no problems with people sending me stuff. Every other day I log on to the internet, though, I at least hope someone I know would send me an ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 7 2006 10:37AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robert Grogg
SENT: Jun 5 2006 11:28AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


OKAY I HAVE READ ALL THE SCUM YOU PUT OUT, AND IT'S NOT WORTH EVEN OPENING TO READ. GO BACK TO SCHOOL, GET A REAL JOB, FIND A GOOD WOMAN, FORGET HOW YOU WERE TREATED AS A KID. ONLY POEPLE WITH AN AXE TO GRIND SIT'S AND THINKS UP THIS CRAP. NOW GROW ...CLICK TO READ

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May 12 2006 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mohamed kamel
SENT: May 2 2006 11:35PM
SUBJECT:simple request


will you pls. keep religion out of your discussions..
i am a muslim and it really offends me to see the word mecca in the same web page with another word like transsexual ..
thanks a bunch.
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May 12 2006 10:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Henin Hidalgo
SENT: May 2 2006 7:34AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


how about GO FISH fuck YOURSELF remove me from you ANNOYING
POINTLESS newsletters' mailing list. "PUNK-ASS." AND WHILE YOUR AT
IT, DRIVE TO THE NEAREST BRIDGE AND FRONT FLIP YOUR LIFE AWAY....CLICK TO READ

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Apr 30 2006 5:40PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kiirikki, Esa
SENT: Apr 28 2006 2:25PM
SUBJECT:Important Message from Monster


To whom it may concern:

It has come to my attention that your company has posted two jobs on Monster (41603537 & 41603536) with language that many might find offensive and/or obscene. Per section 3 of the Monster Terms of Use it states, ...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 31 2006 6:23PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Leslye (Lcumber36)
SENT: Mar 31 2006 5:02PM
SUBJECT:So Sad!!


Just came across your website. I was browsing the web in a "Christian movies".

How sad you've tried to associate filth with my Savior Jesus! So sorry you are seeking Jesus but not finding Him!!

You aren't stupid you are just sad! You know bett...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 29 2006 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robert Grogg
SENT: Mar 6 2006 1:32PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


________________________________________
From: Robert Grogg
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 1:32 PM
To: helga@liquidgeneration.com
Subject: Mailroom

HELGA:

I READ WHERE YOU CHIDED SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR AGE AND SEX. WELL YOU WON'T HAVE TO...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 16 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rachael (darkravenblood04)
SENT: Dec 11 2005 7:41PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


BITCH! I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE READING SOMEONE ELSES MAIL! DON'T EVER SEND ME AN E-MAIL LIKE THAT AGAIN! correction DON'T EVER E-MAIL ME AGAIN! GOD DO YOU LIKE ACTING LIKE A ROYAL BITCH OR ARE YOU JUST THAT WAY NATURALLY! ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 30 2005 10:22AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Star Girl
SENT: Nov 29 2005 11:36PM
SUBJECT:Unacceptable Service


Dear Helga,

Don't you despise bad service? I know I do! I read your letter about bad
service at a Subway restaurant and I felt it my duty to write you and tell
you about a bad experience I had.

It all started when I got called to work at 7...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 22 2005 10:30AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Eliza Hutira
SENT: Nov 17 2005 10:24AM
SUBJECT:read this hypocrit


ok listen u dumbass American maet-eating freak who are u calling a hypocrit?and who gave u the right to call the french snobs and learn how to spell bonjour.

Anyway being a vegetarian is better then eating meat like u but obviously u have no idia...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 28 2005 2:52PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: corey corey
SENT: Jul 24 2005 12:58PM
SUBJECT:What the Fuck is your Problem?!?


Dear Helga,

I hope your not a real tranny because it looks like
you dont even try. OOOOHHH... I got my 12 year old
version of Lindsey Lohan wig on. Is that all you got.
You really need to take your ugly ass down too a
plastic surgeon so the...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 21 2005 9:57AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Louise Wetherin
SENT: Jul 20 2005 7:56AM
SUBJECT:Listen, "Woman"


Dear Helga,
My children have just recently admitted to me that
they are still reading your idiotic site. Well, they
didn't really admit it, I more forced it out of them
with pepper spray. Oh, my youngest one, Jimmy, was so
cute. He screamed,...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 15 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bindi Jenkins
SENT: Jul 1 2005 12:07PM
SUBJECT:Cheese is the essence of life


Hey helga

>From what i have read from your past articles it seems as though you really
have a hate on for the disfunctional USA.... which nowadays seems to control
the world... not through anal probes or mind-distortion drugs, but through
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Jul 6 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mariam naeem
SENT: Jun 25 2005 9:46PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


u transexual bitch i cannot believe you would actually be stupid enough to mock something (islam is this case) of which you know nothing about.Let me elaborate:muslimz believ ONLY in one God who has NO sons , daughters or parents but is the creator ...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 11 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: james bond backstreet_boyz_619
SENT: Jun 4 2005 12:57AM
SUBJECT:letter 2 Helga with Hate


Hey u trans-sexual animal; u look like a human cannibal;

u filthy,inhumane,sexually gay beast; On rotten human flesh u feast;

Why don't u just shut-up & be at ease; may u burn in Hell or at least freeze;

U talk ill of Islam,the minimum know...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 7 2005 4:06PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Carl Jones
SENT: May 28 2005 4:19PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


Helga,

I wouldn't quite go as far to call this email "Newsletter LOVE", but then nor would I call it Newsletter unabashed disgust. I could obviously make the typical [and just] attacks on your persona, calling your views bigoted, your face ugly ...CLICK TO READ

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May 20 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: 03_ARAB SUGA_03
SENT: May 2 2005 8:53PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


you know wat. u obviously dont know s**t about islam. ofcourse not. ur a fag
u like to fuk men, now thats ok for u, but dont ever say ur muslim or mock
the religion bcuz thats wrong to do for any kind of religion. instead of
going with wat ran...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 25 2005 12:27PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Melissa Kaziberdov
SENT: Apr 23 2005 4:41PM
SUBJECT:remember me?


wow, after our last little quarrel, whch by the way, just showed you off for the moron you really are, i thought you couldnt get any smaller in my view.
but, guess what, you just did. i think that your racist comments are pretty retarded, in a way...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 22 2005 11:27AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Louise Wetherin
SENT: Apr 22 2005 10:01AM
SUBJECT:Unprotected Sexual Activity


Dear Helga the Help,
My name is Louise Wetherin, and I am a mother of
3 children, ages 13, 15, and 8. I do not think it is appropriate to display sexual activity, and you encourage unprotected sexual acts. I think you should rethink your webs...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 21 2005 3:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Tara Wells
SENT: Apr 5 2005 3:02PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


How dare you insult the pope! I am an atheist and even I can sence your complete and utter direspect for a nations leader. You should rethink who you blatenly insult....CLICK TO READ

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Apr 15 2005 12:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Steve Thomas
SENT: Apr 4 2005 10:36AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


May you have carnal knowledge of yourself after putting both feet in your mouth and your head up your butt!

Peace on, in and through you....CLICK TO READ

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Apr 8 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: miles benedict
SENT: Apr 3 2005 1:10AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I really don't mean to be harsh, but if you're going to present an
article on any given subject, I would recommend that you arm yourself
with at least some level of researched information, an understanding
of grammar, and avail yourself of the ...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 31 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stephanie Ray
SENT: Mar 21 2005 8:13AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dear Helga,

Hi, I Was Surfing The Web For SOme Interesting Sites.. And I Found Liquid generation. Then Helgas Mail Room Caught My Eye, So I decidedd To Check It Out, i read A Few Coments.. And Some People Are Saying Stuff Like "I Hate You" I ...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 11 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: michael shuster
SENT: Feb 27 2005 10:53AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


HELGA,YOU DUMB fuckER, ASS WIPE, TRAILER PARK BITCH.To day was the first time I have read your "rag",and I must say that you are extremely "fucked up"!!
If you cannot decide on whether your "a boy" or "a little girl",what makes you think that Cana...CLICK TO READ

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Mar 10 2005 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rachel Brockway
SENT: Mar 9 2005 2:17PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


If I were a boy, this is what I’d do

Discretion is advised, although it’s nothing new.



I’d start my day with food and chew it in the shower

Flex my arms in the mirror to assure myself of power.



I’d take a dirty towel and only d...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 18 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robert McGill
SENT: Feb 13 2005 1:42PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


go fuck yourself you piece of trash.

you have no idea of the sacrifice we put oursleves and our families through, or the danger of our jobs.

while you "have to sit here day and night going blind on code and what do I get for my trouble? About ...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 2 2005 6:25AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Crash bomb
SENT: Jan 24 2005 5:47AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


lsn up i think ud save urself alot of time and energy if ud stop taking religiouns as jokes and by the way swearing at another religioun does not mean u shuld swear at the other religioun to make it even but no since u ppl are too lame to make somet...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 22 2005 6:23AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: dina khan
SENT: Jan 17 2005 4:27PM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


i agree with the person who sent u that email about hey allah i think thats bs how u guyz give them muslims a bad name.. i m ur fan 100% but u crossed the line with disrespecting their religion im not muslim but i have a right to defend them so plea...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 21 2005 6:23AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Helen Bailey
SENT: Jan 16 2005 1:18PM
SUBJECT:FUCK YOU FAG!


You fucking Gay Piece of S**t! You think your really smart! I am the type to hate all types of people including but not limited to: ni**ers wo*s da*os spi*s dot-heads ki*es and the gays and the fucking jews. i espeically hate cross ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 14 2005 10:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Insulcana - Mitch
SENT: Dec 23 2004 11:56AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Listen. I don't know what the fuck your supposed to be, but Liquid Generation used to be funny. I don't what they were thinking by posting some fucking loser like yourself to make people laugh. Your actually making me not want to visit anymore af...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 11 2005 11:16AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Gary L. Ryan
SENT: Jan 10 2005 6:40AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Helga i've been notified that you a know-it-all at solving problem's, why do my shoe's smell like tuna, when I live in the mountain's where there is no tuna? It is a perplexing bogglement that has stumped me for year's. Any comment's?



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Jan 10 2005 2:45PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: LinzAnn
SENT: Jan 10 2005 11:58AM
SUBJECT:disappointed fan


I first set out to write a thoughtful articulate email regarding my disappointment with the Helga newsletter for 1/8/05, but honestly, after reviewing the writing style, immature statements and lack of any real wit, I feel I would be more effective ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 3 2005 6:00PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: ali omar
SENT: Dec 7 2004 6:00AM
SUBJECT:hey allah


Dear Sir/Madame

I came across your website which is cool, but i wasn't pleased when i saw saddam_outkast/HEY ALLAH. You take can the liberty of sadam, but allah is something else.

I am writting this email because i am offended, how you portray...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2004 6:33AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Maxine Wesley
SENT: Sep 23 2004 10:05AM
SUBJECT:The Peacemaker


Dear Helga,
I am writing to advise you that the material you have published on your website contravenes the University of Portsmouth's copyright laws :
see:
http://www.port.ac.uk/copyright/
to which I draw particular reference the clause:

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Sep 24 2004 6:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Elaine Forde
SENT: Sep 14 2004 4:19AM
SUBJECT:Newsletter Love!


I never subscribed to your s**tty newsletter anyway you c**t, sorry, you probably don't even have one- well I do you wanker. so fuck off...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 9 2004 3:01PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Subashni Naidoo
SENT: Aug 4 2004 10:01AM
SUBJECT:For urgent press comment


Hello,

I write to you from the Sunday Times newspaper in Durban South Africa My name is Subashni Naidoo and I am writing a story regarding a song which appears on your website called "Hey Allah"

Muslim religous leaders are outraged by the grap...CLICK TO READ

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Aug 4 2004 9:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: LaTiNaChiCa1589
SENT: Jul 20 2004 8:19PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Dearest Helga,

Do you and the rest of the LG staff actually have a life? I mean c'mon now people, is all that you do all day is sit around on your ass, creating worthless videos for other interent geeks to watch? Your exsistance seems pointle...CLICK TO READ

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Jul 26 2004 10:58AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: James Waalkes
SENT: Jul 19 2004 10:24AM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


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Jul 6 2004 3:58PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Kelly
SENT: Jul 3 2004 2:55PM
SUBJECT:Mailroom


Some in the higher end of the food chain, including myself, see clearly through your babbling bulls**t. (those numbers, among your readership, are limited, I’‘m sure...) You’‘re no transsexual at all, in fact, it is highly questionable as to wheth...CLICK TO READ

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Jun 1 2004 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Rachel Brockway
SENT: May 28 2004 9:24AM
SUBJECT:Cheese-a-licious


Dear Helga,

Being a fellow cheese hog, I was appalled by your cheese plate experience and was then forced into my very own examination of the future.

Now in the prime of the Atkins diet, where it is already cool to eat cheese because, well, "It's ...CLICK TO READ

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May 24 2004 12:00AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: alia.aljiwari
SENT: May 23 2004 2:38AM
SUBJECT:ok, ok ,!!


dear....
Thank you for sending me things that don't worth to be sent!!!
I mean do you really think that sending crap and things like that will make me interrested by your so called liquid generation!!!

I think of things that happens in the worl...CLICK TO READ

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May 5 2004 11:56PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Vincent A. Streva
SENT: May 5 2004 11:56PM
SUBJECT:RE: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights Case No.: RG38751


Mr. Roth,

In response to your email dated May 5, 2004, regarding case number RG38751,
I would like to inform you that in fact what you have done is illegal. With
such information in mind, I urge you to cease such activities lest an actual
gove...CLICK TO READ

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May 5 2004 7:04PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: alan@lnreview.co.uk
SENT: May 5 2004 7:04PM
SUBJECT:LG Content Review



Slippy is on Google's news alerts so yesterday this guy's review of our content: http://www.lnreview.co.uk/music/blog/001766.php popped into his inbox. As you can imagine he was piss...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 27 2004 6:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: IsabelleDuPrie
SENT: Apr 27 2004 6:16PM
SUBJECT:Seriously, No Shit....


Helga,
So there I was, no s**t.... Waist high, knee deep, butt ass nekked on the White House lawn looking for my lost toenail collection with nuthin but a #2 pencil, a can of spam and a rubber chicken to defend myself, when over the hill came 150 f...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 27 2004 9:57AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Bluedolphin90210
SENT: Apr 27 2004 9:57AM
SUBJECT:YOU ARE A GAY LOSER!!!!!


Hey...
Dude you sound like some kind of sadistic psycho!!! Why do you do this crap? What is your problem? are you seriously some kind of mental patient or do you just screw around all the time.... You really need some help man, and lose the wig...CLICK TO READ

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Apr 21 2004 12:51AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Stan Williams
SENT: Apr 21 2004 12:51AM
SUBJECT:hey, listen up jew


fuck you, you diirty fucking jew........you fuck jew fuck....fucking c**k
licker.......i fuck you brains out so that i can cum on them you dirty fuck
jew....i fuck my self just so that i can lick my own sperm.....you fucking
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Mar 20 2004 2:31PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Richard Kent
SENT: Mar 20 2004 2:31PM
SUBJECT:curiouser and curiouser...we're all mad here



3/19/04 REALLY WEIRD ADVICE: CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER...WE'RE ALL MADE HERE:
AN OPEN LETTER TO "LiquidGeneration's one and only Helga, the pre-operative
transsexual": DEAR HELGA, I AM PLAGUED BY THE TRUTH; I SUFFER FROM
CURIOSITY, AND NOW MY CAT...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 4 2004 7:39PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Robert Hodges
SENT: Feb 4 2004 7:39PM
SUBJECT:Genes are Life's Cesspool


It Appears to me that Since Transsexuals Like yourself have enough trouble
figuring out what you are, much less helping the poor little depraved
little person, with unsure Genes, figure out what it is.

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Jan 31 2004 12:43PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jennifer Fetterhoff
SENT: Jan 31 2004 12:43PM
SUBJECT:RE: E-Mail Newsletter



I am responding to the newsletter I received today. Please let me correct you that, I am not a Teen Mother - I'm not sure where you got this information from, but just so you know I'm 27, yes, and a Christian Single Mother!!



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Jan 25 2004 1:51PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Greg Ripley
SENT: Jan 25 2004 1:51PM
SUBJECT:A recent e-mail I received from your site


I opened an e-mail from your site on 01-24-04, in regard to the illegal downloading and sharing of music copyrighted works. This correspondence informed me that I was in violation of federal laws and subject to fines at the rate of 1200.00 per song...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 4 2004 10:57AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Cyndee099
SENT: Jan 4 2004 10:57AM
SUBJECT:Your first newsletter that I got.


I am a smoker, and I have been persecuted enough. I am also handicapped, I am paralyzed from my waist down. Your newsletter did not impress me, and I didn't think it was funny. So eat me.




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Dec 14 2003 2:04AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: baycie
SENT: Dec 14 2003 2:04AM
SUBJECT:


hi there,
helga you make me question my sexuality, i'm a gorgeous young female who is
100% hetrosexual, well that was until i saw you! i just have to know one
thing, will you help me explore these new feelings? hint hint, wink wink, if
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Nov 19 2003 10:56AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Spike
SENT: Nov 19 2003 10:56AM
SUBJECT:Just wondering how you do it


I quote you:
NOTE: check out this guy's profile. He's 6'2" and weighs 90-109 lbs.. No wonder he didn't send a picture.

I happen to be 6'1" and weigh 110 pounds.
I was just reading through some of the emails and found that one. I think it's wro...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 18 2003 11:15AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lils
SENT: Nov 18 2003 11:15AM
SUBJECT:Ray of Sunlight


Coming across your profile i felt a rush of mixed emotion upon reading that
large, or shall we say generous?, nipples turn you on.

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Nov 10 2003 11:38PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Everett & Jil Phlipot
SENT: Nov 10 2003 11:38PM
SUBJECT:


yo dawg...wut up...im juss chilaxin in my hood!!you?...well you are prolly screwin some fruitcake like yourself...but hey!!..dats juss da way you play your g-a-m-e!! you p-i-m-p...well im bout o go ride round in my 2003 tricked out golf cart...ya kn...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 8 2003 3:20PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Alexa0319
SENT: Nov 8 2003 3:20PM
SUBJECT:It's my first time


Actually Helga,
It is my first time experiencing LG, and I have to say when I saw your picture... I knew i had to have you. Helga you are the sexiest transexual I've ever seen. The hairy underarms, the hairy underdeveloped beer belly.. and you in t...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 7 2003 8:23PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: QtJoEL
SENT: Nov 7 2003 8:23PM
SUBJECT:holy crap


OH my goodness.....r u gay???? u r gay arent you?? you look worse den peter pan on crack man........u and ur lil fruity tite tites.....u fruitmonkey....go back to ur lil elton john......goodness.....u gonna get shot somewhere in the streets. You mak...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 5 2003 6:42PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Lorenzo Mendez
SENT: Nov 5 2003 6:42PM
SUBJECT:


yo, im kina new to dis ritin thing, but I jus waned to say ur an ugly bich, I meen god dam, ur 1 ugly hore, I meen, comon, arnt u a dude?, if u came arownd my blok u wud get cut up, u look lik 1 of thos chiwawas, that the lonely ladys dres up becuz ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 1 2003 7:16PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: DrenchGas
SENT: Nov 1 2003 7:16PM
SUBJECT:your a fag


You are the gayest looking person I have ever seen. Why didnt your father strangel you to death when you were born?...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 29 2003 10:15AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: chelsea seabaugh
SENT: Sep 29 2003 10:15AM
SUBJECT:yeah!


i agree, except that insulin thing... the guy that buys me stuff and has a very fine ass is diabetic and not weak at all... but no s***---who cares about those bastards? if they are sick, shoot em. if they are hungry, why don't they eat those fl...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 28 2003 10:58AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: MELISSA WRIGHT
SENT: Sep 28 2003 10:58AM
SUBJECT:impure dna


Who the hell are you to talk about the natural order of life? You were born
a man yet you want to be a woman. Maybe instead of thinking that some people
are better than others, we stick to trying to help others who are less
fortunate than us? ...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 27 2003 11:29PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: aMbEr MiTcHeLl
SENT: Sep 27 2003 11:29PM
SUBJECT:i disagree


helga-
everyone is intitled to their own opinion... but in myne, i think that w/e the medicine i wouldn't be alive today, and not becuase of genetic crap, but because a mosquito bit me and i got a disease called insephilitus... and yes thats spelle...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 13 2003 7:54PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: lannon unick
SENT: Sep 13 2003 7:54PM
SUBJECT:You Rock!!!!!


Hey Elmo, I just wanted to say that if the guys are making you use their bathroom, then go ahead and USE it. Super-glue the seats down (that was just a great idea), aromatize the bathroom (several conflicting spray scents work quite nicely. Try b...CLICK TO READ

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Sep 9 2003 3:42PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: DAVID SCHEMBER
SENT: Sep 9 2003 3:42PM
SUBJECT:your too good at what you do...


hello helga-

my name is david.

i am a talent manager at IMT at SUNSET-GOWER STUDIOS
in hollywood. i'm preparing for pilot season and i
really need a pre-op that can actually pass as a
woman. are you an actress/actor model?

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Sep 7 2003 7:58AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: mirjam voor't Hekke
SENT: Sep 7 2003 7:58AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Heey Helga

I am a girl from Holland and got your liquid generation newsletter. I dont know how I got it but I did. I started reading it and you wrote that you thought that all those Greek Gods were the real Gods. I respect your opion but I want ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 29 2003 9:22PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: James Somers
SENT: Jan 29 2003 9:22PM
SUBJECT:Color Blind Test


Hello, My name is James Somers. I recieved one of your links on a e-mail last night and checked it out. It was you color blind test. Now, I LOVE practical jokes and such, but I do strongly believe that there is not enough research gone into the p...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 23 2003 6:45AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Shana004
SENT: Jan 23 2003 6:45AM
SUBJECT:Re: Something snowboardin2088@*****.com wants you to see...


Shaun I want you to delete this website as it is not OK to be checking this stuff out. This is not OK with me to have this website! ...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 20 2003 5:10AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Moser8271
SENT: Jan 20 2003 5:10AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


You make fun of the United States but have you ever seen 20-plus dead bodies, torn to pieces by a suicide bus bomber? Have you ever seen literally buckets of blood pouring from the entrance to a shop that's been destroyed by another idiot with a bo...CLICK TO READ

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Jan 12 2003 8:46AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Richard Chen
SENT: Jan 12 2003 8:46AM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Hi! LiquidGeneration,
Thanks for ur mail. I really really want to register. But i can't register. Because in my country don't have internet, only have intranet. So, pls advise me how to register to ur team. Pls let me know. Ok...

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Jan 6 2003 9:42AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jamie Holt
SENT: Jan 6 2003 9:42AM
SUBJECT:


If I dont stop getting these emails, I will break through your vnc and
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Dec 22 2002 2:45PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: The Noble Fire-breathing Girl
SENT: Dec 22 2002 2:45PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiquidGeneration Newsletter


Keep your nasty shit out of my inbox....FUCK OFF!!!!!...CLICK TO READ

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Dec 9 2002 3:01PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Sabrina Badal-Citytv Vancouver
SENT: Dec 9 2002 3:01PM
SUBJECT:Kwanzaa


Hi there,
We are planning to do a story on Kwanzaa as part of a special Cross Cultural Christmas series for the 6:00 news.
I am producing the stories and my reporter is having a difficult time finding contacts in Vancouver.
I was wondering if ...CLICK TO READ

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Nov 19 2002 10:19AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jane Doe
SENT: Nov 19 2002 10:19AM
SUBJECT:lg exposed


Wow, until I ran across your website I was pretty
optimistic about people in general. But now, no. You
three happen to be one of the most perverted
degenerates to ever grace the internet. Though your
exposure cannot be too great, your site is pr...CLICK TO READ

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Feb 6 2002 8:01AM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Mcalister Michael R SSgt 43 ECS/MAOM
SENT: Feb 6 2002 8:01AM
SUBJECT:RE: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MAIL ACCOUNT, IF YOU VALUE YOUR PRIVILEGES OF INTERNET USAGE, YOU WILL MORE CAREFULLY SCREEN WHOM YOU SEND YOUR NEWSLETTER TO IN THE FUTURE.

THANK YOU,
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Dec 9 2001 3:30PM

-----Original Message-----
FROM: Jonathan Schoenlein
SENT: Dec 9 2001 3:30PM
SUBJECT:Re: LiQUiDGENERATiON Newsletter


Hi,

I'm not exactly sure how you guys got my e-mail address (Probably my brother gave it out). I have no problems with people sending me stuff. Every other day I log on to the internet, though, I at least hope someone I know would send me an ...CLICK TO READ

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